You may have missed this:
from the Clusterfuck thread.
I thought he was there to wipe him. That’s not a one-handed job.
The official portrait of Adm. Stansfield Turner, Director of Central Intelligence during the Carter years, was so frequently vandalized at CIA HQ that a surveillance camera was eventually set up. So there’s certainly precedent (both for the vandalism and the countermeasure).
My advice is to do something so small that most people won’t notice it. I MAY have blackened in a tooth (but not one in front) on someone’s Employee Of The Year framed photo. Even the subject didn’t notice, only the ‘chosen ones’ who I’d whispered to. Next was sharpening an incisor to look vampiric. Later were tiny red dots (pimples? measles?) that spelled out ‘Poo Poo Pants’.
Your portrait might have teensy blackheads that spell ‘Pee Pee Tape’… ooh, in Cyrillic even!
Let’s hope it’s to hold his phone.
I could see the whoremonger having a john in his lineage.
His perception of science is still causing others to wonder “WTF?”, this time in relation to a military matter (yet another field in which he is not conversant).
If they give it to José Andrés for his charity’s work assisting people in Puerto Rico, do you think the announcer from the Nobel Committee will perform an actual mic drop, or will they consider that final bit too much trolling?
The basic questions (“do you think the EMACS are worth the cost? Are they preferable to the steam systems?”) are actually relevant. But God, my 4yo nephew would ask them better! He’d be less likely to interrupt people answering a question he’s asked, too.
Oh the irony. Giving it to Andrés for stepping forward as a private citizen to bring FOOD, for God’s sake, to the devastated population of American citizens, whom thump’s government abandoned.
That him and his merry little band of criminals aren’t in prison (yet!), preferably in ADX, San Quentin, or Sing-Sing.
Its about 8 feet off the ground and right across from the security desk which has two armed guards there 24 hours. While there is a good chance that they might share my politics, I really need to keep my health benefits so I think I’m gonna have to pass.
Right. It’s just kinda fun to think about.
I work for the gov. But thank goodness we don’t have to put up with that. It’s all very apolitical where I work. We just don’t talk about it.
Yes, it is! I’m now thinking of a more slingshot-oriented plan.
I would just be sure to cropdust everytime I walked past the photo - adds to the visual stink.
Spitballs would be great, cause you can launch them from afar, but be sure to use someone else’s spit.
At the signing ceremony for the new NAFTA deal, Trump apparently singed one copy in the wrong place. Everyone around him recognized the error, and Trudeau has an especially pained expression on his face. Trump, realizing that he’s screwed it up, asks nonchalantly,“which is the one that matters”. Trudeau says, “Each of us get a copy”.
If you haven’t cringed enough today, take a look at the clip: https://twitter.com/MuhammadLila/status/1069609790802784257
I like the clip right above where Trudeau calls Trump “Donald”.
The man is smokin’ hot.
Everyone says so.
What I’d love to have on video is Donald’s almost certain attempt to palm off the spoiled copy—the one HE spoiled—on either the Mexican or Canadian head of state.
You just know he will have tried.