How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

The first President rebukes the incumbent: https://www.signals.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&ITEM=HZ2871

Offshore drilling is now an essential function of government:

Trump administration to bring back offshore drilling staff during shutdown

It’s not just clearing the people, I remember hearing somewhere about the steps that are taken to clear the food that gets eaten at the White House. From what I recall, the shopping is always done unannounced and in plain clothes, so to speak. I think the idea is that you can’t poison the president if you don’t know where he’s getting his next meal from.

I think you’re missing the word “adult”. Babies have a superpower in their ass, I’m reasonably sure. But at least most of them respond well to talc and a clean diaper, unlike some dude who’s got the same skin tone as the mascot of the 1982 World Cup.

Not to mention, Trump could just hang back and make sure none of the Clemson players keel over before taking a bite himself.

Trump? Hamberders? Hang back?

I’m sure thump got two Big Macs while each player only got one. And if it turns out that the players got two (if they wanted them), then DJT no doubt took three. But I’m okay with that. I’d like him to have Big Macs three times a day. Or more.

I’m sure Melania had a Whopper seeing as she’s never had one before.

Well, at least not since she’s been married.

The pool boys would like to differ…

The press pool, you mean?

The 22yo’s bringing her White Russians at Mara Lago, earning side $ as gigolos to bored rich housewives.

But… enough about myself! How about that bastard Trump???

Jigolos.

No! Not you too, Elucidator!

Let’s all go down to the quarry and dance a reel. :smiley:

Wait, what to Faygo-chugging Millennials have to do with anything?

:wink:

Mmmmm, Faygo Red Pop.

Oh, right. :smiley:

Trump bunny?

Saw this on Doonsbury’s daily comic site:

(emphasis mine)

All I can see now is Cheeto in the back in one of those kid seats with the fake steering wheel.