Nava
January 31, 2019, 2:36am
5706
D_Odds:
Well, Putin is texting Shit-Gibbon everything Putin wants Shit-Gibbon to think Shit-Gibbon knows. It’s different from what, not the Deep State, but the people Shit-Gibbon appointed , are telling Shit-Gibbon. So who is SG going to believe? The answer is, of course, obvious. Toss in some Faux News fictions, and we might as well furlough the entire FBI, CIA and NSA and all those other intelligence gathering agencies. Don’t need them with such strong alternate fact sources.
Hell, furlough ICE as well and you’ve got to have quite a chunk of 5 billion!
D_Odds:
Well, Putin is texting Shit-Gibbon everything Putin wants Shit-Gibbon to think Shit-Gibbon knows. It’s different from what, not the Deep State, but the people Shit-Gibbon appointed , are telling Shit-Gibbon. So who is SG going to believe? The answer is, of course, obvious. Toss in some Faux News fictions, and we might as well furlough the entire FBI, CIA and NSA and all those other intelligence gathering agencies. Don’t need them with such strong alternate fact sources.
Do we know that Putin is texting Trump?
Because these two articles are fairly damning.
“Trump met Putin without staff or note takers present — again”
And this more current espionage,Pro-Russian Twitter account used non-public material from Mueller’s team in effort to discredit Russia probe
So not only “NO COLLUSION!” but CURRENT COLLUSION!
BeenJammin:
He’s still President.
No, he’s an empty suit occupying the office for a while. Kind of reminds me of Bill, the Galactic Hero Christine Keeler , he is recovering in sick bay and gets a visit from the Captain.
“Stand easy, men-this is just an informal visit by the Old Man.” “Captain Zekial coming herel” “I’ve never seen the Old Man…” The troopers chippered like birds and were as nervous as virgins at a defloration ceremony. Three more officers came through the door and finally a male nurse leading a ten-year-old moron wearing a bib and a captain’s uniform.
“Uhh… hi ya fellows… “ the captain said.
“The captain wishes to pay his respects to you all,” the first lieutenant said crisply.
“Is dat da guy in da bed…?” “And particularly wishes to pay his personal respects to the hero of the hour.” “… . Dere was sometin’ else but I forgot…” “And he furthermore wishes to inform the valiant fighter who saved our ship that he is being raised in grade to Fuse Tender First Class, which increase in rank includes an automatic re-enlistment for seven years to be added to his original enlistment, and that upon dismissal from the hospital he is to go by first available transportation to the Imperial Planet of Helior, there to receive the hero’s award of the Purple Dart with Coalsack Nebula Cluster from the Emperor’s own hand.” “… . I think I gotta go to da bathroom…” “But now the exigencies of command recall him to the bridge, and he wishes you all an affectionate farewell.” Bill saluted with both arms, and the troopers stood at attention until the captain and his officers had gone, then the doctor dismissed the troopers as well.
“Isn’t the Old Man a little young for his post?” Bill asked. “Not as young as some,” the doctor scratched through his hypodermic needles looking for a particularly dull one for an injection. “You have to remember that all captains have to be of the nobility and even a large nobility gets stretched damn thin over a galactic empire. We take what we can get.” He found a crooked needle and clipped it to the cylinder.
“Affirm, so he’s young, but isn’t he also a little stupid for the job?” “Watch that lese-majesty stuff, bowb! You get an empire that’s a couple of thousand years old, and you get a: nobility that keeps inbreeding, and you get some of the crunched genes and defective recessives coming out and you got a group of people that-are a little more exotic than most nut houses. There’s nothing wrong with the Old Man that a new I. Q. wouldn’t cure! You should have seen the captain of the last ship I was on…” he shuddered and jabbed the needle viciously into Bill’s flesh. Bill screamed, then gloomily watched the blood drip from the hole after the hypodermic had been withdrawn.
To the OP: Is he dead yet? Well, there you are…
Is he in prison yet? Well, there you are…
Monty
February 2, 2019, 4:34pm
5711
Twerp-in-chief gives us this nonsense : “accomplished the military”. WTF? The only things he’s accomplished relating to the military are lie and dodge.
Bill Maher summed up it up perfectly last night when saying “I can’t tell where the lies end and the dementia begins.”
Damaged the economy with a needless government shutdown to the tune of billions? Failed to get even a penny for the border wall you demanded? Insulted your intelligence chiefs? Strived to keep the smokescreen up in front of your dealings with Moscow Control? Woohoo - must be time for a vacation!: Donald Trump is back in Mar-a-Lago and 'all alone' no more | CNN Politics .
No need to rush back to DC anytime soon, Mr. Trump; you’re welcome to stay in Mar-a-Lago long as you like, certainly past Feb. 16.
SteveG1
February 4, 2019, 12:06am
5717
Take him to the gator farm. Throw him in. Walk away.
Added bonus: there would be no need to feed the gators again until Labor Day.
jayjay
February 4, 2019, 12:23am
5719
Jesus Christ, CNN! You think you can get a few more licks of his tiny scrotum in that piece? I don’t think you sucked enough of his ass…
I have to admit to mixed emotions: we’re paying him a lot and he’s not working that hard, but if he were, he’d be doing even more terrible things: Axios: Since midterms, Trump has spent nearly 60% of his scheduled time in unstructured 'executive time' | CNN Politics
My own “executive time” tonight will include a DVD and Cheese Doodles.
He’s doing it again this year. Grifters gonna grift.
A few months ago on this very site there was a push poll from the Trump campaign asking, “Do you think Hillary should be in jail?” with the answers something like, Yes, Maybe, No; she should be executed. I answered Maybe as being the least offensive and then on the required registration (to ‘validate’ the answer) created and put in the email address of suckmydickdonnie@[my domain].com. For some reason, despite begging for money on the poll’s site – which I declined – they haven’t sent any requests to that addy. Now I feel slighted.
Think they’ll scroll the names at Donnie’s reading speed?
E-DUB
February 6, 2019, 4:52pm
5723
It is telling that, in a speech represented as a call to unity, that trump couldn’t pass on the partisan jabs. “Democrat agenda”? It’s DEMOCRATIC, moe-ron.
E-DUB:
It is telling that, in a speech represented as a call to unity, that trump couldn’t pass on the partisan jabs. “Democrat agenda”? It’s DEMOCRATIC, moe-ron.
Wait…“democrat agenda?”
Does that mean that Trump and doorhinge are the same person?
Gyrate
February 6, 2019, 6:26pm
5725
That would imply doorhinge ’s partisan jibes were in any way original.