I’ve been wondering myself. Is he gonna dare show his face in the mostly democratic DC?
Perhaps he will wing off to Mount Rushmore where they can burn the forest down.
First he should start deporting military families. Perhaps he will unveil this great plan.
My money’s on him making his speech from the Oval Office, and broadcasting it on giant screens on the Mall.
Followed by insufferable crowing on Twitter that the hour or so extra of a few tanks and planes, plus Trump’s bloviations, somehow transformed the annual Independence day celebration into THE GREATEST SPECTACLE EVER!!!
I think he’ll probably take credit for the entirety of July 4 celebrations across the country.
“Very good, very great celebrations of me and July 4 yesterday. We never had this before. Now I have made it happen. Not many people know about July 4 and the start of our great country.”
I would guess this is a Stephen Miller idea.
The idea is to encourage the darker-skinned folks to leave the military altogether.
An all-White force can then institute pledges of personal loyalty to the Glorious Trump, and proceed with the important work of policing America.
Well, there goes the infantry. I suppose they think the drones can take their place.
No, I think all the beautiful white babies that will be born now that women can’t end pregnancies (or even prevent them in some places, with birth control being hard to get) will quickly grow up to fill all those empty spots.
It’s going to take quite a while, and several more initiatives, to encourage all the darker-skinned troops to leave. And in the meantime, those less-desirable troops can be sent off to wars in Iran and Venezuela, making themselves useful securing oil fields and whatnot.
So there’s time for the plan to work itself out.
It’ll only be the poor white women who can’t get birth control, abortions, haflway decent medical care, decent housing, etc.
Yeah, and when they get back, they’ll still be treated as foreigners and undesirables in their own country.
Get back?
Well, Individual 1 did say that we can win an easy war with Iran without troops on the ground.
Well, if Bush got to land on an aircraft carrier, do you think we could sell Trump on a moon landing to announce “victory”? I would pay cash money to help fund it.
I would only pay for the fuel to get him there.
Have you learned nothing from the “master of the art of the deal”? You’ll get Saudi Arabia to help Iran pay for part of the fuel to get there, and then you’ll launch the son-of-a-bitch anyway! You’ll then spend the next four years rallying to get people to fund the rest of it before he dies.
Well, rich white women don’t have babies who grow up to join the Army, anyway.
Trump tells Putin: Don’t meddle in US elections
What. an. asshole.
Topical Forrest Whitaker quote :
“This guy… this guy is just pissing on us. And we just smile ? And lick it up ? Vic Mackey DEALS DRUGS ! He kills cops ! He beats suspects ! Know what I learned today ? He screwed… my ex-wife… with the sole purpose of making this investigation look like a personal vendetta. He may have assassinated a gang leader. And that was just all in one day ! I wonder what he’s gonna do today ?! And what is it he’s gonna do tomorrow ?! THIS GUY ! This guy is just pissing all over us, he’s pissing on YOU ! What does it taste like ? 'cause it tastes like piss to me.”
Over the past day or two at the G20 summit, Chump has upped his bromance with Putin, the Saudi crown prince and that twerpy little North Korean dictator. I think that’s it for me, if this bastard really does win again in 2020, I’m going to start wiping my ass with the American flag, as that’s all it will be good for by then.
Individual 1 thinks school busing is about a means of transporting kids to school. And he thinks “western style liberalism” means the kind of liberalism found on the West Coast.
JUNE 29, 2019
Wouldn’t it be great to hear world leaders talk about every stupid statement and question from Trump?
I know most leaders are too dignified for something like this, but imagine how entertaining it would be to hear one of them saying something like, “So there we are at the G20. We decide to to talk about bonds, and Trump, no kidding, says he thinks that Sean Connery was the best. No, I’m serious…”
I hope they at least do this in the bar at night, when they’re having drinks and thump isn’t invited.