How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Trump is making my head hurt. It may be the first time in his life he’s rejected money. His handlers are SO keen on torturing children and their caretakers that they’ve gotten him to say no to money.

Kobal2, since we’re closeish, do you happen to have a bottle of high-grade aspirin open? I’m pretty much a teetotaler but these people could drive a bronze statue to drink, I swear. I’ve got serrano. We can eat the serrano to make the guzzling easier.

Well I’m sorry m’lady, but I’m afraid I couldn’t be seen in public with a teetotaler. I’ve got a reputation to think about. What would my AA buddies think ?!

Trump, without offering evidence, accuses Mueller of illegal activity

Just how does one terminate an email or a text message?

Maybe he meant “delete”? That’s what he gets for trying to use a three-syllable word. Not enough RAM in his brain to handle it.

Trump claims Mueller, as Special Counsel, somehow had authority to delete records of FBI E-mails and text messages?

Hey, I’m not asking you to explain; I’m just acknowledging that Trump’s claim makes exactly zero sense. Or, as the saying goes, he’s not even wrong.

That’s right! Those illegal immigrant freeloaders don’t know how good they have it:

Raising Arizona–“…and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.”

Skynet exists and the Deep State controls it…

…for now. :eek:

He’s far from the brightest President to have those thoughts either ( and those thoughts aren’t particularly bright ) .

Or maybe he’ll just throw some paper towels at them and claim that he’s a hero.

You know that bit about the paper towels is because that’s the best his fevered mind could come up with on short notice when his handlers finally got it through his thick skull that Puerto Ricans are, in fact, Americans. You just know his first, second, third, maybe twentieth reaction to being told that was, “Are you fucking kidding me? No, they’re not. It’s righ there in the name: Puerto Rican. They’re Puerto Ricans, not Americans. Hell, I’ve never even seen them [del]hump[/del] display the American flag back in New York, just the Puerto Rican flag.”

Like he knows what the Puerto Rican flag looks like.

Hanging in the windows of apartments he was evicting tenants from, most likely.

I think he may be referring to The Hillary Emails. The investigation was closed, and then there was the Weiner wiener’s scandal, and his wife Huma Abedin was an aide of Hillary Clinton’s, and Abedin had used Weiner’s laptop. So the laptop had to be scrubbed for emails from HC, and this was announced because transparency, but then it turned out there were no new emails so nothing to see here folks.

The comparison between the already-known emails and the ones in Weiner’s laptop is the kind of thing where you can set up a program to do it, it’s a matter of comparing two large files whose content is in different order and looking for any chunk which appears in one file but not in the other (and vice versa): takes a while to set up the program and some time to run it, but you don’t need eyeballs on screens.

Chapter 6 in McCabe’s book, plus multiple newspaper articles. I’ve got the book in my kindle, so I just searched it for the names… Trump would probably think it’s magic.

No, he’s specifically referring to communications between Peter Strzok and Lisa Page. They are mentioned in the linked article, although not by name.

In any event, I’m certain Mueller had no formal authority to delete agency communications. The whole notion is preposterous.

Not that that has ever stopped Twitler before…

Trump Wants To Withdraw Deportation Protections For Families Of Active Troops

With mice and cookies?

So Trump is proposing actions that will probably lead to the families of some active troops in combat situations being deported?

People in sensitive military positions who have guns?

I’m sure he’s thought this through with his customary thoroughness.

He’ll probably reverse the order soon and declare himself a HERO! Worth of the Nobel prize, or of a celebration on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!

Speaking of next week’s dog and pony show, has any of the security details been worked out?

A few vague details here

Trump’s one hour military dog and pony show will be later:

Can’t see anything that could go wrong here. Nope.