Well, he thinks there where airports during the Revolutionary war. Maybe this fits that timeline?
From a 4th of July speech -
“Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory,”
He was trying to say that Italy and the United States share a common heritage of government and jurisprudence that dates back to ancient Rome. But the thought went into his pea brain, whirled around with images of golf and boobs and hamberders and came out a garbled mess.
(Can’t quote Monty)
“Cultural ties between Italy and the United States thousands of years to ancient Rome.”
If this was said by anyone but the thought deprived buffoon, I might give a little credit and assume that the subject of conversation was Bob Dylan who obviously was born thousands of years ago in Rome.
Um… I think Juris Prudence was that snooty lady judge he once tried to feel up.
“Nearly every day”? How about several times a day. When it comes to garbled messes, FPT* is an overachiever. Finally, something he’s better at than Obama, amirite?
Sorry, buddy, I’m trying to source this but I’m either too old or too stupid.
It can’t be “When I Paint My Masterpiece,” because Bob was only talking about a date with Botticelli’s niece, which would put his birth date back by only about 500 years.
The only other reference I can gather is Lou Reed’s “Heroin,” where he wished he was “born a thousand years ago.” And sailing the darkened seas on a great big clipper ship would be another gross anachronism.
I just finished re-reading Times Without Number. Tan the Conman may have (had someone) read (it to him) and thought it’s a history book.
I don’t know if there’s an easier way to do it, but what I do is hit the multi-post quote button on the original of the embedded quoted post and the quote button for the post with the embeddded post and then in the reply box, I cut the embedded quote and past it within the other quote so it looks like the post with embedded post I’m quoting. (Sure hope that makes sense.)
Following his usual pattern and re. the Kurds/Turkey/Syria situation he is now claiming that the cease fire which is not a cease fire and the safe zone which may or may not be safe are due to his wonderful strategizing (the best!). And he’s so unfocused that he can’t even say a three-word sentence without two or more detours, several of which contradict each other. But he’s got the best strategy and the best words and he knows better than “his” generals who are anyway the best and we’ll get sued but it doesn’t matter because we never pay anyway and we’ve got the best financial documents but nobody can understand them and we’ve got the best words but I already said that and I’m such a genius, the other day several men, very large men like you wouldn’t believe came up to me and with tears in their eyes they said “Mr. President”, that’s what they called me, Mr. President, they said to me “this is such a great thing that you’ve done for the Kurds we’d never known you were so generous”. That’s what they said.
There’s people who make me wish I was a different species. A poisonous one and within range, preferably.
It’s not inconceivable that Donald Trump is the most despised, scorned, and disdained person ever to walk the face of the earth.
I mean, who else could come close? Looking at all the history of all the nations of the planet, who else could touch him for the “held in utter contempt” crown?
