Jar Jar Binks! Oh wait, you’re looking for a real person, aren’t you? Yeah, it’s Trump.
Trumpa the Hutt. Yeah, could work.
I’ve read a lot about the North Korean Kim ‘empire’, and have to say that they will remain on the top of my list for a long, long time.
But…
Now that we have deeply stupid version of Kim Jong Un wanabe ‘running’ the United States, my focus has changed.
How much more winning can the country take?
Trump promised to pay off entire national debt in eight years. At this point, he will have to run a $4.5 trillion surplus for the next five years to keep that promise.
At least he’s in his wheelhouse now - he knows how to borrow shitloads of money.
Wouldn’t even need any CGI.
Chairman of @TrumpStudents appears to confirm that Rudy Giuliani is a centuries-old vampire:
Even in declaring victory in a raid resulting in the killing ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi the ignorant orange buffoon manage to embarrass himself and the entire country with his inarticulate, repetitive, self-aggrandizing blather. The man cannot start and complete a fucking sentence without an irrelevant superlative or tangent.
For chrissake when will we finally be rid of this cringe-worthy fucking moron.
Jeez, he was giddy as a schoolgirl, wasn’t he? Bet he’s wondering if there’s any way he could get away with calling un a Special Forces strike on a few key House committee members…
I loved the initial angry face just before he got the signal that cameras were rolling. I’ve no doubt it was because he was told, “Mr. President, you can’t use the phrase ‘died like a dog’ to describe the death of Al Baghdadi - it wouldn’t be seen as Presidential… and we took out the language, ‘screaming, crying and whimpering’…We are sure you’re right, but please just read what’s on the teleprompter, Mr. President. We’re begging you, sir.”
Of course. His vindictive pettiness knows no bounds.
Somhe went and told the people who claimed to have killed the guy before?
They might not have notified him of the mission time. He was golfing and left at 3:33PM just after it began. He returned to the situation room just as the choppers lifted off around 5PM Eastern time. The sitroom picture released by the Whitehouse was time-stamped 5:05PM.
I’m impressed. I was expecting a Sharpie.
I had no idea anyone there knew Photoshop.
Oops - disregard this. NYT is now reporting that the raid started, not ended at 5PM.
The Bell and Howell president strikes again.
Agree. We’ve about had it with that crap.
… and NOT pay any of it back.