Along with tax cuts, deregulation is his real agenda, everything else is just a distraction:
If he is not an asset of Russia, he might as well be.
LOL, this was the exact thing I thought of when Horatius made his post. 
It was a bit of a mash-up, for sure.
I’ve got my eyes on you.
“Fifty-four forty or fight!” (Actually, there are times I’d prefer forty-seven twenty since that would put me in Canada.)
Maybe Melania was reading him Attack of the Killer Potatoes as a bedtime story:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Killer_Potatoes
Or maybe this is just what goes on in that bigly mind of his,
“…to his horror, he realized that hidden within his mashed potatoes was… cauliflower!”
президент Trump is having another fucking toddler tantrum over states’ expansion of mail-in voting and hopes to be an extortionate scumbag about it.
That’ll last until he realizes that, because they crowded together at his rallies, a disproportionate number of MAGAts are too sick to go to the polls come election day and he’ll scream at the states who don’t get ballots out into their hands that weekend.
Hypocrisy comes easy to him: Trump slams mail-in balloting promoted by his own campaign
Chump is saying if states don’t allow houses of worship to open, he will override the governors and order them open. WTF?!? 
Chest-thumping pleases the base. The base never stops to wonder if their wonderful Big Bully actually has the power to do what he brags he’ll do.
People of the land.
I guess once they do open, whenever that may be, he’ll jump in and claim credit.
Of course. Hell, he might even attend one.
And, naturally, give a reading from Two Corinthians…
And of course it wouldn’t occur to Don that he might possibly end up thinning out some of his Nov. voters with these BACK TO CHURCH orders.
Shhhhh!
No, I think that would be Coronathinsians XIX. You know, novel. Some book or something. Nobody reads them so it doesn’t really matter … look at that shinny object over there! ObamaGATE!
Trump is going to need the evangelical vote in November. He’s been throwing them red meat.
They can’t vote for him if they’re dead. Theoretically.
Except in Texas. 
I was going to say Chicago, but Chicago cemeteries are pretty solid blue. 