How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Because, with all of the tax cuts, (what should have been unnecessary) massive COVID-19-related spending and soaring deficits, we just have oodles of cash lying around.

[Guest-starring_Id]

@Sherrerd

The only way Trump could tolerate sitting through an entire one-hour church service, is the only way he can tolerate his briefings: if his name is mentioned every two minutes or so.

So the sermon would have to be pretty…unusual.

'the hell’s smapti when you need’im?

@Siam_Sam

MAGA = Make America Golf Again

golf clap

MASGA - Make America Stable-Genuised Again

[Little_Nemo]

@Ukulele_Ike

Okay, just at whom do they plan to shoot their shiny new boom-booms? Puerto Rico?

States that don’t eliminate their mail-in voting programs?

I’m joking, of course. The real answer is:

States that don’t eliminate their mail-in voting programs.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

I don’t see a Trump re-election thread, so I’ll mention this here: Trump’s pitch to voters: Trust me, economy will soar in 2021

As the economy faces a once-in-a-century recession, with more than 38 million people out of work, Trump is increasingly talking up a future recovery that probably won’t materialize until after the November election. He’s asking voters to look past the pain being felt across the nation and give him another four-year term on the promise of an economic comeback in 2021.

“It’s a transition to greatness,” Trump says over and over, predicting a burgeoning economy come the fall. “You’re going to see some great numbers in the fourth quarter, and you’re going to end up doing a great year next year.”

[Locrian]

@Snowboarder_Bo

I don’t see a Trump re-election thread, so I’ll mention this here: Trump’s pitch to voters: Trust me, economy will soar in 2021

Maybe Biden should hint that once Plump is gone, the economy will soar automatically across the globe.

[Ukulele_Ike]

@Snowboarder_Bo

I don’t see a Trump re-election thread, so I’ll mention this here: Trump’s pitch to voters: Trust me, economy will soar in 2021

Is there anyone left in the inner circle who could explain to the short-fingered Moron Blimp that adopting “transition to greatness!” as a slogan is essentially saying “Hey, I’ve been here for three years and four months now, and we really aren’t doing so good. Pretty darn bad, you have to admit.”

[Siam_Sam]

@Ukulele_Ike

Is there anyone left in the inner circle who could explain to the short-fingered Moron Blimp that adopting “transition to greatness!” as a slogan is essentially saying “Hey, I’ve been here for three years and four months now, and we really aren’t doing so good. Pretty darn bad, you have to admit.”

That would be career suicide in this White House.

[smithsb]

“You’re going to see some great numbers in the fourth quarter, and you’re going to end up doing a great year next year.”

Those of us still alive anyway.

Last two democratic presidents pretty much saw sustained economic growth throughout their two terms. Looking forward to another run, perhaps with the GOP receding to third party status.

[ThelmaLou]

@Siam_Sam

That would be career suicide in this White House.

For whom? If you mean trump, there’s no career suicide for him.

[ThelmaLou]

And yet there are still people who deny that trump has gone off the deep end…

Florida family grieves as Trump spreads debunked conspiracy theory to attack MSNBC host

A little after 8 a.m. on July 20, 2001, a couple arriving for an appointment opened an unlocked front door at an office in the Florida panhandle town of Fort Walton Beach and discovered a woman lying on the floor, dead. Her name was Lori Kaye Klausutis and she was just 28.

The police said they found no signs of foul play. The medical examiner concluded her lonely death was an accident. She had fainted, the result of a heart condition, and hit her head on a desk, he said.

Now, nearly 20 years later, Klausutis’s death has captured the attention of the country’s most prominent purveyor of conspiracy theories — the president of the United States — who has without evidence speculated that she might have been murdered and that the case should be reopened.

The reason for President Trump’s fixation: At the time of her death, Klausutis was working for a Republican congressman from Pensacola named Joe Scarborough — the same Scarborough who today, as host of MSNBC’s Morning Joe, is a fierce critic of Trump and has in recent weeks decried the president’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic as a failure.

“A lot of interest in this story about Psycho Joe Scarborough,” Trump tweeted Sunday, the latest in a string of recent tweets on the matter in which the president has unleashed a torrent of false allegations, mischaracterizations and baseless rumors. “So a young marathon runner just happened to faint in his office, hit her head on his desk, & die? I would think there is a lot more to this story than that? An affair? What about the so-called investigator?”

A day earlier, Trump claimed without evidence that the case was now a “big topic of discussion in Florida,” calling Scarborough a “Nut Job (with bad ratings)” and declaring to his followers: “Keep digging, use forensic geniuses!” In a tweet earlier last week, Trump mused: “Did he get away with murder? Some people think so.”

No one in Klausutis’s family would talk about Trump’s tweets for this article, fearing retaliation by online trolls of the type who went after parents of the Sandy Hook massacre victims.
…

Scarborough, who was 900 miles away in Washington on the day Klausutis died, and his co-host and wife, Mika Brzezinski, have both expressed outrage on the air in recent days — saying that Trump’s false accusations were most hurtful to Klausutis’s family. Brzezinski called Trump a “cruel, sick, disgusting person” and said he was using the episode to distract from the pandemic.
…

My emphasis.

TWENTY YEARS AGO???

:smack:

[yo_han_go]

G8 decided to split the planets among themselves, so the debate begins …

Macron: I’ll take Venus, because, you know, it is named af …

Trump: Step aside, yall, I’ll take Uranus…

[bobot]

If Trump were to choose a planet, I see him claiming our moon, because he’s pretty sure China and Russia want it for something.This is the man who looks directly at solar eclipses.

[DesertDog]

@ThelmaLou

And yet there are still people who deny that trump has gone off the deep end…

**Florida family grieves as Trump spreads debunked conspiracy theory to attack MSNBC host**My emphasis.

TWENTY YEARS AGO???

:smack:

Gotta match that Deep State somehow.

[jsc1953]

@ThelmaLou

And yet there are still people who deny that trump has gone off the deep end…

**Florida family grieves as Trump spreads debunked conspiracy theory to attack MSNBC host**My emphasis.

TWENTY YEARS AGO???

:smack:

“A lot of interest in this story…”

If by “a lot” you mean “among a tiny sect of tinfoil-hat-wearing loonies and wing nuts, and I’m their leader.”

[Siam_Sam]

@ThelmaLou

For whom? If you mean trump, there’s no career suicide for him.

Chump may be engaged in career suicide at the moment. However, I meant anyone trying to tell him that his actions are turning everything to shit.

[ThelmaLou]

@Siam_Sam

Chump may be engaged in career suicide at the moment.

I wish!

However, I meant anyone trying to tell him that his actions are turning everything to shit.

That I agree with.

[cochrane]

Trump golfs as Covid-19 deaths approach 100,000. And Nero fiddled as Rome burned.

Yeah, I know, Nero didn’t really play the fiddle as the violin hadn’t been invented. But I imagine he sang and played the lyre.

[Siam_Sam]

@cochrane

Yeah, I know, Nero didn’t really play the fiddle as the violin hadn’t been invented. But I imagine he sang and played the lyre.

And Chump IS a “lyre.” Ho ho!

[The_Tooth]

He should’ve been in church, no? I’m told it’s essential.

[Nobody]

When it comes to that poor woman from 20 years ago, Trump is just recycling the Vince Foster conspiracy. Hell, I bet Trump didn’t even come up with it. It was probably suggested to him by a loyal staffer or some political ally.