Church? It’s full of corinthians or something.
Jesus, if you’ve ever felt corinthians climbin’ up the insides of your pants legs, THAT’S an experience you’ll never forget. (shivers)
I wouldn’t say that church is full of them; there are only two Corinthians.
Their names are Costas and Demetrios. 
Say, I just had a thought: after practically ordering people to go to church on Sunday, did he go to church? I bet not.
Just sayin’ it’d be a good news story, Lamestream Media…
Golf is his church.
He did not:
As for media covering Trump’s decision not to attend any church services after posturing about religious services being Essential: I’d guess they see that as a losing proposition.
If they devote a lot of time to it, they’re just giving the likes of Kayleigh McEnany and Kellyanne Conway, and maybe the loathsome Trump offspring, too, the chance to get on camera and opine about how Noble and Self-Sacrificing Trump was not to attend church, because attending would have meant others couldn’t have done so (since the Trump entourage would take up so many seats). Or some shit like that.
Not worth it.
Maybe he’s staying out of the churches because they are so essential he doesn’t want lightning to strike the place.
Touche 
Our Lady of the Perpetual Bogey.
Of the Perpetual Mulligan. He cheats like Hell.
I don’t golf, but I’ve seen golfers golf. Watching Trump play was painful. His swing made me tense up. I don’t think he’s doing it right.
For those who would enjoy getting under Trump’s skin and generating a tweet storm, that would probably be a fruitful and as-yet-unmined vein: ridicule his golf game. He’d go ballistic.
And finally reach the green without cheating.
Which kicked off the internet meme: Two Corinthians walk into a bar…
When every single person he plays with lets him cheat, he doesn’t need to do it right. That’s very much like how he’s operating as president, but in that case it’s the Senate letting him get away with it.
But he’s (nearly) a scratch golfer! Dontcha know?
You mean he scratches himself while he golfs? Who doesn’t? Especially in Florida. Mosquitoes, dontcha know. 
When I checked my mail today there was an official looking envelope from the IRS. It looked like something important, because when is a letter from the IRS not important? So I opened it right away. It was… a letter telling me I should have received my stimulus payment by now, signed President Trump. I guess since I got my payment by direct deposit rather than a paper check with his signature on it (or on the memo line or however they did it), he had to send me something to claim credit for the stimulus.
When I recall how long it took him to take any action whatsoever with the Defense Production Act, and then see how he’s acted so immediately on this laughable example of Twitter moderation, I beg (BEG) the time travelers from a few millennia hence to intervene. Nothing homicidal, just keep him off that escalator, please.
A more effective intervention might be a sudden belt/pants malfunction, with a side of power failure to keep him trapped on the escalator.