How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Trump’s White Power tweet stayed up for 3 hours because he was golfing and “put his phone down”, so his aides couldn’t reach him. That’s their story and they’re sticking to it.

The idea of a POTUS being unreachable for 3 hours is pretty damn scary (for a normal president, that is). My guess as to what really happened is that they called; he picked up; and said “fuck off, I’m golfing. I’ll take care of it when we finish the round.”

Trump seems to be calling himself “The Lone Warrior,” which doesn’t make a lot of sense.

  1. He isn’t a warrior. He dodged the war with bone spurs.
  2. Maybe he wants to be like “The Lone Ranger,” but the Lone Ranger at least wore a f***ing mask.

I saw this in an story about our Lone Warrior president.

Just one more example of his active fantasy life, in which he is the smartest, toughest, coolest, most beloved, successfulest President ever.

Didn’t cover his mouth and nose.
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“The Lone Worrier” would be more accurate but make him look weak and he can’t have that.

Loan Worrier, maybe?

Anyone who has given him a loan is worried.

It’s one of those ways Trump positively reinforces himself, like the way he’s gotten through life convincing himself everything he does is golden sunshine coming out his ass. Now he’s finding himself with consistently eroding support, and is trying to label himself as the only force for good (his own) in a sea of darkness, and the best he can come up with is “Lone Warrior.”

If you’re the only person fighting for a cause, you should prolly stop and reassess things.

Now he says reports of Russia offering bounties for killing U.S. troops were just made up to damage him and the GOP. There is literally no end to his narcissism: Trump tweets that Russia bounty allegations are 'Fake News'

Same with all those stories about people dying from some new disease. FAKE NEWS!

And who made them up? Let me guess: Obummer and Crooked Hillary, amirite?

Right. They snuck the allegations into the Presidential Daily Brief in February, distracted Trump with something shiny during the briefing so he didn’t read it and therefore couldn’t react; and then leaked the allegations 4 months later. Fiendishly clever!

Now they trot out Gui911ni to say that whoever leaked this should be put away for 30 years. I want that fucker in jail almost as I want Don the Con in jail.

All this talk about Russia paying the Taliban is fake and whoever told the press should be prosecuted for leaking classified information!

Edit: Yes, I’m being sarcastic.

If it didn’t happen, how is it classified information? Like the “pee tapes”. Dumpster-Fire asked the CIA and FBI heads to find out if the Russians had a pee tape. If it didn’t happen, why ask?

I know, it’s just more shit slung on the wall.

Here’s Liz Plank on what a Trump Coronavirus apology would sound like: What A Trump Coronavirus Apology Would Sound Like - YouTube

That is so perfect.

Well done, Miss Plank! Well done!

So Trump’s planned 4th of July speech will feature him speaking out forcefully in defense of traitors to America and against those who seek to remove tributes to the traitors.

What the ever-loving fuck are we doing letting this man be our president?

He’s pissing me off by proxy, via various family members.

This country is on its way down, I overhear them lamenting. It’s time to leave. Trump is the only thing left holding this country together. I move out of earshot before my brain starts leaking.

At least one of the people involved here has a really high INT, but apparently WIS was his dump stat. That’s all I got.