How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Sure he is. If the protesters are for him, they’re peaceful protesters. Against him, and it’s mob violence.

But there are “good people on both sides.” :roll_eyes:

Very close. The phrase used by a Scotsman was Loofah-faced Shit-gibbon. Cheeto-faced Shit-gibbon is an Americanization of that.

“Cheeto” is appropriate because of his special orange hue. In fact, you know that powdery residue that Cheetos leave on your fingers…

You mean “cheetle”?

Not my fingers. I use chopsticks to eat cheetos. :smiley:

Damn! Ignorance fought bigly!

(Now I want some…)

Cheetos pair surprisingly well with bourbon!

The original was “tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon”, by an English Twitter user named MetalOllie (account now suspended).

More ignorance fought. Shows what I get for not doing my own research.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/509100-trump-backs-out-of-throwing-first-pitch-at-yankees-game

President Trump announced Sunday he wouldn’t be throwing out the opening pitch for the New York Yankees next month as he had planned, citing meetings and other work related to the U.S.'s COVID-19 outbreak.

In a tweet, Trump said that he would plan to throw out the first pitch at a game later in the MLB’s season, which began last week.

“Because of my strong focus on the China Virus, including scheduled meetings on Vaccines, our economy and much else, I won’t be able to be in New York to throw out the opening pitch for the @Yankees on August 15th. We will make it later in the season!” he tweeted.

Right, the China Virus. And meetings on Vaccines. Gotcha. :wink:

The real reason: :rooster:

He is afraid knows he will look like an idiot. And unlike Fauci, whose ego does not depend on how good he looks throwing a ball, trump’s ego depends on, well, everything.

Saved from having to throw out all my Yankee shirts and hats. While I think @ThelmaLou has part of it, I’m fairly certain he was never invited and was trying to get a backhanded invitation that never arrived.

That’s even better!

The reason Fauci’s pitch was so far off the plate is because he didn’t want anyone to catch it.
(credit to an unknown genius on the internet)

Cute, but I give the guy credit for being a good sport and not caring that his pitch wasn’t that of a professional. I’m guessing most MLB pros probably wouldn’t be too good at routine doctor stuff. But trump has to look like the best at everything… or at least be able to delude himself that he looks great (supported by the suck-butts around him).

Don’t forget that Trump brags about being a baseball star in High School and being recruited for the majors (which appears to be at least partially true). His ego would be doubly hurt if he screws up something he is supposed to be good at.

Nah. It’s bullshit, just like everything else the drooling moron says. Here’s a quote from that article by Keith Law:

There’s no chance,” said Law, who once worked in the front office of the Toronto Blue Jays assessing high school players. “You don’t hit .138 for some podunk, cold-weather high school playing the worst competition you could possibly imagine. You wouldn’t even get recruited for Division I baseball programs, let alone by pro teams. That’s totally unthinkable. It’s absolutely laughable. He hit .138—he couldn’t fucking hit, that’s pretty clear.

I’d think the most likely reason is the baseball game conflicts with his tee time.

His “schedule” has been nothing but Executive Time and golf for almost four years. Suddenly it’s filled for three weeks?

Monty, a while back you quoted me about my being pissed because Trump was still breathing. You said he’s also doing it, breathing, without a mask.

I checked again and yep, he’s breathing. A few days ago he said it was “patriotic” to wear a mask, but he’s reversed himself, and I still haven’t seen him in a mask.

Remember back three years ago during the total solar eclipse, when everyone was warned to not look at even a little sliver of the sun with the glasses? There was President Chump, shielding his eyes with his hand, looking at the sun. What an idiot.