You could make a pitch to the staff, otherwise it will fall on clef ears.
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This thread went over the clef days ago.
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<puts running coach on The List.>
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Wouldn’t that be The Liszt?
Once again, I have offered a droll bit of clever wordplay, only to inspire a cascade of atrocious puns. Maybe, someday, I will learn. Maybe.
You should probably quit playing it by ear.
The problem is one person puns, everyone else horns in.
Have to join the chorus, this went a little off key, but I think we’re still hanging on a string. Just try to refrain from overplaying and we’ll beat it.
( Passing the staff… )
Could you repeat that?
Because there’s always room for cello.
Sorry to interrupt the punfest, but this just in:
President Chickenshit
He has already affirmed that he was to chickenshit to attend the Press Correspondent’s dinner, but he has now announced his official “other thing to do that night”.
Chickenshit.
Good grief. That jerk will still be campaigning for the 2016 election a decade after he’s out of office.
This thread is becoming nothing but sax and violins.
If the Normalization of Trump progresses and he makes it to 2020 without impeachment, that would put him at 84. With his steady diet of McDonald’s hamburgers and dry-charred beefsteaks, one can only hope that the icy hand of Death will have stilled his tongue.
Wish I could join the delightful hijack, but puns are not my forte.
So you’d best stop fiddlin’ around
Got to chime in, as you almost got me. But after a missed beat it hit me. Well played, sir.
This doesn’t piss me off as much as deeply embarrass me.
Warning: The following is cringeworthy.
Trump awards a soldier with the Purple Heart, and it couldn’t be any more awkward.
Notice how the wife gets two kisses, but the guy never gets as much as a handshake?
Notice how the president never thanks the guy for his service? He just says “congratulations”, like getting one’s leg blown off is akin to winning the lottery.
I can understand using the situation as a photo op. Obama didn’t do it, of course, but I’m not going to begrudge an embattled president his right to use the media to shape his image. But if you’re going to photo-op something like this, you can’t screw it up. All he had to say was “We thank you for your service”. Why the fuck can’t our president do something as simple as this?