The man doesn’t have a political bone in his body; no idea what looks good or sounds good. If anybody on his staff does…he’s not listening to them. None of them have ever seen a president acting presidential, apparently.
It’s like he’s a Conehead, pretending to be hoo-man.
I wouldn’t have believed he could ever be elected dog-catcher.
At least he didn’t say anything about how he got his PH the easy way.
Isn’t it nice to finally have a Commander in Chief who respects the troops? Not like those military-hating Democrats.
“Soldier, you remind me of my good friend Berkowitz. Except Berkowitz has TWO legs. HAW!”
In other news, Trump announced a major new proposal on tax reform to be presented next Wednesday. This came as a surprise to Steve Munchkin, the creepy Treasury secretary, as well as to the rest of the cabinet.
No details are forthcoming, aside from the fact that it will be the biggest tax cut EVAIR.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/21/trump-says-he-will-release-tax-reform-package-next-week.html
He could die in a tragic hair spray accident tomorrow, there are no guarantees…even for rich people.
Also up for the coming week: repealing Obamacare and replacing it with (?); securing initial funding for the Mexican racist wall, and re-funding the Federal government.
Looks like somebody’s trying to play a little catch-up before Day 100.
I prefer my own Bus Plan, enumerated at #819. Once the bus rolls over Gorsuch it should back up, running over Trump, who is jaywalking.
Thanks!
Even though I’m too cymbal-minded to make any puns myself, I do like to reed the great ones you guys come up with.
I nominate this for best pun:
I doubt that even the tremendously witty Donald himself could Trump it.
I’ve been regretting the fact that we can’t make a lot of “trump it” puns, since to “trump” something means a strong move. But why have we not seen any good trumpet puns?
I’ve been trying for months to work in a strumpet pun, but that might be a reach…
(nope, no musical puns in this post… I know you were hunting for one)
Trump boasts of getting better ratings that 9-11: President Trump brags about getting highest ratings since 9/11 coverage
Stay classy, Mr. President.
Because he is a fuck up and a raging narcissist. The medal recipient was just a stage prop for him, nothing more.
He’s creating jobs in the American face-palm industry. I only hope the factories can keep up.
Too soon.
Truer words were never spoken.
Unsurprising - people will naturally want to watch major disasters as they happen, particularly when they involve the collapse of important American institutions.
The sad thing is, his fans could not possibly care less. Many of them are veterans themselves and think that anything other than unconditional support of Republican politicians is treason.
It’s all about ratings.
That’s why Sean Spicer’s job is safe. He gets great ratings. Everyone tunes in.
But here’s one that really pissed me off, even though I’m no great fan of Nikki Haley.
Here’s what he said about her at a lunch with the UN security council.
“I want to thank Ambassador Nikki Haley for her outstanding leadership and for acting as my personal envoy on the Security Council. She is doing a good job. Now, does everybody like Nikki?” Trump said, according to reporters present at the White House event. “Otherwise she could be easily replaced, right? No, we won’t do that. I promise you we won’t do that. She’s doing a fantastic job.”
WHAT …THE…FUCK ???
Who says shit like this? You can’t talk about her for 3 freaking SECONDS without reminding her that you have this POWER over her??
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS ASSHOLE???
I’m surprised he didn’t say “Hey, doesn’t she have a nice rack?”
If only I knew.
He’s an intellectually challenged and emotionally insecure jackass.
Nikki Haley is far from being the sharpest tool in the shed but she’s smarter than that fucking orange asshole and he just can’t stand the fact that he’s consistently the dumbest person in the room.