But Putin says it wasn’t them and he should know. What do you say to that smarty pants?
Oh, come on. We all know who did it.
It was that 300 pound dude in his underwear in his parents’ basement. And he was probably just looking for porn, anyway.
When Trump looks into Putin’s dreamy eyes, he knows he is telling the truth!
Turns out I was way wrong, but at least I made somebody laugh.
[Marvin the Martian voice] Where’s the kaboom? There should be an Earth-shattering kaboom. [/MtMv]
Trumps brain? It couldn’t kaboom. More like a phhtttt. That is if you can get a wet cotton ball to do anything at all.
Vlad would never do that. We’re besties!
This is Donnie’s brain:
Huh, so the hair is actually the few remaining working neurons trying to escape.
Case Closed!
This has been pissing me off all day:
Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Charles Kushner, Stephanie Mohr. You’ve probably heard about President Trump’s odious pre-Christmas pardons for the first three — and nothing about Mohr, a former Prince George’s County police officer. But Mohr’s pardon — for violating a homeless man’s civil rights by unleashing her K-9 on him — is equally, if not more undeserving. Of all the acts to pardon in a year that witnessed the killing of George Floyd, it is the most insensitive and inflaming.
I know; I was part of the team at the Justice Department’s civil rights division that helped prosecute Mohr in 2001.
In the middle of the night on Sept. 21, 1995, a local Prince George’s County police burglary stakeout unit found two homeless men on the empty roof of a business, eating food they had found in the trash in Takoma Park, Md. Ordered down from the roof, Ricardo Mendez and his friend willingly climbed down. Lit by a police helicopter above and facing a brick wall, the two men were surrounded by police officers, some with guns drawn, and Mohr holding her German shepherd on a leash. Both men obeyed commands and stood facing the wall with their hands up.
It should have been over. It wasn’t.
A police sergeant later testified that he was approached by Mohr’s supervising officer who said, “Hey Sarge, we got a new dog. Mind if it gets a bite?” The sergeant gave consent, and Mohr set her dog to attack Mendez, an undocumented immigrant whose only crime was seeking a safe place to eat and sleep. Mohr testified that she was doing her job as trained, and the victim needed “only 10 stitches.”
Think about that: only 10 stitches. Mohr disregarded her training to give her dog a taste of flesh and blood.
This was no accident or split-second mistake. It was a willful and deliberate act of police brutality. It was also not Mohr’s first — and there was a pattern to the violence. Evidence at trial showed that Mohr had previously released her dog on a Black teenager sleeping in a hammock in his own backyard. She had threatened the relatives of a fugitive that she would let her dog attack their “black ass” if they did not tell her where he was. There were other incidents that the jury did not even learn about, including one in which Mohr put her dog into a trash dumpster to attack a man who had fled from police.
At trial, in addition to the police sergeant at the scene who pleaded guilty and went to jail for his role, numerous police officer witnesses testified about the incident. The jury convicted Mohr and the presiding judge gave her a significant prison sentence. A unanimous panel of judges on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit, one of the most conservative appellate courts in the country, affirmed her conviction. Mohr was released after serving a 10-year sentence.
In early December, Mohr made a direct appeal to the president for a pardon by going on Newsmax. She spewed falsehoods about the case, claiming she had been made a scapegoat. Nothing could be further from the truth.
The White House statement announcing her pardon noted that it reflected her “service and the lengthy term that Ms. Mohr served in prison,” adding, “Officer Mohr was a highly commended member of the police force prior to her prosecution.” Actually, she had been sued at least four times for brutality, was twice found to have made false statements to a superior and was flagged as a potential problem officer by the department’s early warning system.
…In those days, the Prince George’s police department was known for brazen and routine abuse of force. A Justice Department review of the police force had resulted in a litany of changes to its use-of-force protocols. The author Ta-Nehisi Coates wrote about their routine brutality in his book, “Between the World and Me.” …
There’s more at the link.
Trump is just such a piece of shit.
Pieces of shit object to the comparison.
Hey, hey, hey! What did shit do to you?
You can bet this one wasn’t vetted by the pardon review board. Just get on Newsmax/OAN/ Faux during one of DumpsterFire’s sentient moments and presto. More posturing as a law and order lying and cheating advocate.
Blue on Brown lives doesn’t matter.
Individual 1 just flew back up to Washington from Mar a Lago, and nobody knows why. He is supposedly hosting a New Year’s Eve party tonight, but he’s also busily rabble rousing his supporters to do … something … on January 6th. Is he hoping they’ll storm the Capitol to prevent the Electoral College certification?
BTW, Individual 1 International Hotel apparently jacked up their rates for January 5 and 6,
There is speculation that it has something to do with the most recent lawsuit against Pence WRT the certification.
How does that work? Do they think the lawsuit would win?