Better call Buffy and Spike quick.
I read this several times, and it always comes out in the voice of Monty Python’s French taunter.
“Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time” 
Could be…
Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Assuming that there’s someone on the White House staff who keeps track of all the trip details…he would probably approach any president thusly:
Aide: Mr. President, you’ll be visiting Yad Vashem tomorrow. It’s customary for foreign dignitaries to sign the book of remembrance, with an appropriate message.
Normal President: Right. Get one of our writers on it. A good one. Something statesmanlike…deeply moving, strive for peace, but never forget, yada yada.
Trump: Eh. I’ll think of something.
He wasn’t always this idiotic in his speech patterns: Trump wasn’t always so linguistically challenged. What could explain the change?
I guess if he goes to Canada or Mexico, he’ll say, “I just came from North America.”
In other news, Donald didn’t let Sean Spicer come along on his private audience with the Pope. That’s just mean! For a dyed in the wool, card carrying Catholic, meeting the Pope is a really big deal. And a private audience-- a once in a lifetime event.
What are the chances the anonymous White House insider has a name that rhymes with Don Ricer?
I shouldn’t, but I feel sorry for Spicer. The guy most owe money to a bookie with a bad temper to stay in that job.
“Must owe”. Stupid autocorrect.
Fuck Sean Spicer. A soulless Nazi like the other Republicans.
A true Nazi wouldn’t have a face so molded by woe and humiliation.
Trump calls for investigation into Manchester bombing news leaks.
“In a statement issued amid meetings in Brussels with leaders of NATO member nations, Trump responded to British outrage over the leaks by calling them “deeply troubling” and vowing to “get to the bottom of this.”
He added: “The leaks of sensitive information pose a grave threat to our national security…”
This is the same knucklehead who disclosed personally to the Philippine knucklehead the general location of a few of our nuclear subs.
Please feel free to unload the entirety of your arrogant Gallic scorn. This is a new Era of Ridicule, and all voices are welcome.
Perhaps he’s a Nazi of the Illinois variety.
As a [del] Wisconsonian[/del] [del] Wisconsinite[/del] Cheesehead, I agree they’re the worst kind.
Not to mention his blabbermouthing to two senior Russian diplomats.
He badmouths our NATO allies, shoves one of them out of the way for a photo op (video here) and more…
:mad:
Putin is having giggling fits.
The US should take a strong position regarding freeloading European nations.