How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Leagues fucking smarter than the bumbling fuck who has the job now. What are the chances that said fuck provokes a terrorist attack anyway, and then the public rallies around him as a result?

and a Death Star

It’s happening, finally! Hell-mouth (cunningly disguised as sink-hole) begins to open at Mar-A-Lago. These things do take time to completely form.

Backing “strongmen” gives you Irans.

Making despotism great again.

Trump does not even know that Israel is in the Middle East. Good grief.

As you all know, as a Frenchman I innately and implicitly feel smugly, condescendingly superior to the rest of the world. But this ? This is milk and honey to me. I mean, I thought Dubya couldn’t ever be topped, but here you go topping him and then some a mere 8 years later !

“the American-born Israeli Ambassador to the United States, Ron Dermer, visibly face palms”

That’s awesome, in a sad way.

I’m going to assume that he merely misspoke rather than was ignorant of where Israel is. It’s an honest mistake, probably caused by exhaustion. Perhaps he needs a nap. Or, you know, to fuck off and let someone competent do the job.

Wasn’t he the most staminest candidate ever?

He made me hate the word stamina.

Could be a ploy. He may have leaked intel to the Russians, but he didn’t tell them where he got it from. In fact, he didn’t even tell them where Israel was.

Trump’s message in the Yad Vashem Book of Remembrance.

That’s not real. It can’t be real. Please tell me that’s not real. I refuse to believe that’s real.

That must be a Donald Trump, aged 11, from Arkansas or something, right?

“We just got back from the Middle East, and boy is my brain tired.”

From the Washington Post

A less than complimentary double meaning?

And here is am article that has other messages ( Obama, Bush, Hillary) Left…

“Have a great summer, and I’ll see you at Shul!”

Well I suppose one should be impressed by how much wrong he managed to pack in to roughly half a tweet.

OMFG. Just, wow.

And not just because it’s so brief. Even W’s “God bless Israel” says so much in the fewest words. Trump just is that dumb, childish, self-centered and tone deaf.

How is this reality?

When he comes back, I bet he’ll say “Israel’s in the Middle East. Not too many people know that.”

“I have the best geographical knowledge. The BEST, believe me.”