How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

You got that backwards, his voters are the biggest fucking morons in any room, followed by Trump.

I don’t know. I know people who voted for him, they have the good sense to be seemingly embarrassed. The FB celebration lasted just a few weeks.

Trump is incapable of feeling embarrassment.

It’s not spin, but a direct quote.

“It wasn’t even alphabetical.”

I don’t care what she’s trying to say, I going by what she did say, and her statement was nonsensical.

Do you believe Nancy Pelosi was pissed off that Trump didn’t visit countries alphabetically?

Possible answers are:
(1) Yes, because I’m stupid
(2) No, because that’s obviously stupid
(3) Obviously not, but since she said something that kind of sounds like (1), I’ll continue to float the notion that that’s what happened, since obfuscation is the only way to distract from the truly epic clusterfuck that is the Trump Presidency

Which is it? Well, I’m pretty sure it’s not (2)…

How can you not see that she was saying there is no rhyme or reason in Trump’s itinerary? She was using that expression to emphasize that fact.

Hyperpartisan Super-Vision.

Except that there is a reason. Besides the logistics, there’s also the fact that he visited the “HQ” of three of the world’s major religions.

Based on 2006 agreement. Based on the recognition that they need to increase their paltry contributions to meet that 2006 agreement. Try a little less shillery and a bit more objectivity.

Well there’s your problem.

Why can’t she be more precise in her language? Surely, the Leader isn’t stupid, after all.

Since there are numerous divisions in both Islam and Judaism, where do you get the idea that there’s a single “Headquarters” for either?
Especially as neither one has a hierarchical structure of authority.

But really? I think the reason he went to Saudi first are evident. Trump needed a big win. So he did what he does best - a ceremonial signing of a “deal” that someone else negotiated. I’m pretty sure this has been going on within the Trump Organization for the past 10 years, at least.

So, the Saudi trip soothed the big orange baby. Plus the Saudis are into that overblown piss-elegant Richie Rich tackiness that screams TRUMP!!, so he felt right at home.

And maybe they convinced him that the magic genie orb recharged the batteries of his life force.

Exactly. Middle East first, then Israel…

The President’s first foreign trip is usually either to Canada or Mexico, going back to Reagan. So far I’ve heard no complaints that Trump has broken with tradition in that respect. I can’t imagine Trump would have anything to say to us worth listening to.

How about “The bombing starts in five minutes”?

Worked for the Senile Gipper.

What is Trump needed to bow and scrape before his masters to get some gaudy medal?

That’s why HQ was in quotation marks, dumbass.

BEAKING: Presindent Trump’s Executive Order Shutting Down ‘The Onion’. Treason assumed.

Yee Gads! We are all doomed. Doomed, I Say! DOOMED!!! Bwahahahahhahah…

I can only go by the words you used. I can’t hear of quote marks. Why did you use “HQ” if you didn’t mean it?

Or do you think quotes marks lets you spread false information?

Sure. But you weren’t saying “Pelosi was questioning why he visited SA first, here’s a good reason”, you were saying “Pelosi is upset that he’s not visiting countries alphabetically”. Whether or not there was a good reason to visit SA first (not an issue I care about particularly one way or the other) doesn’t absolve you of having committed yourself to a spectacularly stupid criticism of Pelosi.