No offense, but I think you (and the Yahoo editor/newsbot) got whooshed a bit there. The article clicks through to a satire column by the New Yorker’s Andy Borowitz. A good illustration of how Trump is Poe’s Law incarnate. 
Sad that we have so much trouble telling the difference anymore.
How *do *you satirize all of this?
Yep. But, as has been pointed out on this board by others wiser then I am, it’s definitely quite difficult to tell the difference between a satire of Trump and the man himself. :smack:
Actually it is. The satire is less extreme.
Run it at double speed and set it to Yakety Sax.
Trump ass-licker Jack Kingston just said on CNN “I don’t even believe that Mueller is a Republican”.
I guess that’s the new tactic, claim the head of the investigation is secretly partisan.
Now he just complained that the investigation is spreading too wide, mentioned how the Whitewater investigation turned up Monica Lewinsky.
Not mentioned is that he still voted for Clinton’s impeachment. I guess he wasn’t that distressed that time.
With time comes wisdom… or selective memory.
Like how he railed against Clinton for voting for the Iraq War and forgetting he did the same thing.
Just like Pence.
Can I put a write in vote for Tar and feathers?
I would argue that he himself takes no risks. His start up capital comes from suckers, blinded by the fake “glamor” of the Trump “brand”. Morons. Suckers. He takes his money up front. They use his name (or brand). He then saddles their new company with his personal debts and bills. They go bust, the contractors and workers go unpaid, and he skates away to do it again and again.
He doesn’t have to front his money. He doesn’t have to build anything. He doesn’t have to Do anything. And from what we’ve seen of his “negotiating” an Deal making" skillz, he probably doesn’t do any of that either. Some flunky does it for him. He’s just there to take all the money and the credit. No risk.
That is the bizniz model. A con, from start to finish. I’m amazed no one ever “whacked” him.
I hope Meuller finds out that this guy is dirty too. I hope Meuller’s net is big enough for all the “fish” he might catch.
D) disgrace.
West Virginia, site of Trump’s most recent Redneck Rally, and a state actually won by Trump (his biggest margin of victory), is the example he should have used:
Number one in drug overdoses
Number one in illiteracy
Number one in Trump
And isn’t that the state where the governor just screwed over the voters and switched to Trump’s party?
Texas, New Mexico (which is a foreign country anyway, once they’re back in Mexico they can be a foreign country for real), Arizona (which anyway is too hot) and California (which is full of liberals).
He inherited the money from his daddy.
First they were crying it was partisan because ummmm Democrats or something. I guess that wasn’t working.
Cool. When we leave, kiss all your subsidies (which we pay for) good bye. I’ll be drinking a Margarita and enjoying my tax cut 
Oh yea, all the fruits and vegetables are going with us.
Been there for hours, and nobody has touched it. Proof positive that there are some set-ups/straight lines than nobody here will touch. Proud of you guys!