How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

Definitely not.

( He’s not the IRL equivalent of Dr. Doom? Maybe Dr. Doom-Fat?
Oh wait… the translation program automatically changes “Latveria” to “Latvia”. It can’t be helped. )

Well, obviously he’d expect the RNC to pay those people. Ronna Romney McDaniel is used to such bills. (She could probably write a fairly-interesting book just on the topic of Trumpian demands of the party, though I’d be loathe to enrich her by buying it.)

We’re all pedants here at the Dope, right?
(that would be loath)

And those of us who wish we were pickier are jealous …

… we have Pedants Envy.

(curtsy)

“Geoff is a proven fighter who successfully pushes back on the ultraliberal extremists,” Trump said on behalf of Diehl during the tele-rally. “He’ll rule your state with an iron fist, and he’ll do what has to be done.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/09/06/massachusetts-primary-governor-attorney-general/

(My emphasis)

I assume this Trumpster will get thoroughly trounced in Mass, but holy fuck that is some fascist bullshit from Trump.

Shouldn’t there be an apostrophe after the word “Pedants”?

And is “anal retentive” hyphenated?

Only if the pedants are the ones who are envious, without the apostrophe it indicates being envious of pedants.

Think the difference between “penis envy” and “penis’s envy”. (“Ah golly, I wish I was as big as Frank’s penis.”)

It is valid for it to be both hyphenated and not.

Merriam-Webster implies that the hyphenated form is more prominent but says it is fine the other way.

So even someone who is anal-retentive can be okay with being anal retentive.

You’re no fun anymore.

…glumly puts whip away…

Yep–thanks.

If Individual 1 attends the Queen’s funeral, will he walk in front of the funeral cortege?

The DOJ sent out lots of subpoenas to people involved in the phony electors scam and to people involved with Individual 1’s PAC.
https://archive.ph/L2klY
(It’s firewalled, so I’m linking to an archive).

Then you just crack the reins and solve quite a few problems.

The thought brought a smile to my face.

He’s hallucinating again,

I’d be all like…

I’m skeptical.

I thought you had to be British to be knighted.

I believe that Reagan received an honourary knighthood. But then the Queen actually liked him, and it was given for the help the US gave Britain during the Falklands war.