Yeah, don’t bet on that.
Uh huh, he totally got knighted in private, just like he declassified all the documents he stole, in private and without telling anyone! 
If she didn’t have tears in her eyes, it didn’t happen.
Blinded by tears would explain how she missed the killing blow . . .
I like this one.
Somebody needs to remind him an election is not a golf game with your buddies – no mulligans allowed. If they were, Clinton would have called for one in 2016 and perhaps saved us from four years of misery.
That’s amusing but this is so much more satisfying, and appropriate.
While all this is amusing, I took one for the team and looked at CFSG’s Truth Social feed, and I dont see any evidence he said any such thing.
Someone with access to his account has made several post about the Queen, all very respectful and not about him. That’s how I know he didn’t make them himself.
The Lincoln Project ran an ad on Fox just in the Bedminster area, intended to get Individual 1’s attention, and it did, and now he’s gonna sue.
Like a fucking 7-year-old running to the principal because someone hurt his feelings.
I know he probably won’t actually sue, but for someone who literally makes up easily disprovable lies about people all the damn time, he sure is sensitive to people saying unpleasant things about him.
He’s so easy to bait, it’s almost not sporting. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Eric claims his Daddy did more for Christianity than anybody else.
“Eric Trump insists his father did more for Christianity than Jesus Christ” /s
LOL, well, the numb nut doesn’t fall far from the biggus dickus tree, does it?
I’ve ceased to wonder how outrageous the lie has to get before Teh Faithfull finally wonder, “Now, waitaminute…” There’s no limit.
Holy shit. I made that up. I promise.
Well, that’s the problem these days, isn’t it? It’s impossible to tell the joke from reality.
Satire has become reality.
The Onion has become our #1 trusted source for news.
If it helps, I’ve found a way a pretty good ‘cheat’ to tell the difference.
1) If Trump claims anything, remember: He’s the Joke.
Also…
Where small ‘m’ equals what Trump claims and where ‘T’ equals The Truth:
- {( √m )/2 } = T or is within one standard of deviation from T