Him and Jesus are going to take turns sitting at the right hand side of God.
God and Jesus take turns sitting on the right side of Trump
You’re channeling Eric? A dangerous game to play!
That must be why I woke up feeling very unsettled this morning. I promise never to do it again! 
I can’t afford to mess around with this old brain. One day I might not bounce back…
It says so, right there in “Two” Corinthians!
Trump is on a golfing holiday in Northern Virginia and we’re expecting strong thunderstorms this afternoon. Maybe he’ll get smited for Eric’s comments.
That can’t be right.
“Maybe he’ll get smitten for Eric’s comments.”
The past tense of smite is smooted.
“Maybe he’ll get smooted for Eric’s comments.”
Anybody who disagrees with me is an enemy of the state.
verb: smite; 3rd person present: smites; past tense: smote; gerund or present participle: smiting; past participle: smitten
Bring it on, state! 
Considering who it is, I think smut should be acceptable. 
Let’s stop before it gets this far:
To be fair, Donald has made more people say “Jesus Christ!” than Billy Graham.
“Dear God,” too.
It’s smote, dammit.
“But what about Smitty?”
“What about him?”
Language like that will get you smootified.
I thought it was gesmoten.
That’s the Yiddish construction.
Twitler certainly couldn’t get into MIT: Smoot - Wikipedia
That’s the Yiddish construction, nu?