I would demand payment in blood. His blood, drawn before my very eyes.
Eight or nine gallons should do…
Sounds like they’re pulling an Anna Delvey. Maybe the company can tell the creditors that their trust fund in Germany is going to send the money any day now.
Two weeks, tops.
“I will have my daddy send you a wire transfer.”
How many articles have we seen like that, where Trump rips off all his supporters? And they always have a claim like “angering his supporters.” They can’t be too angry because they keep lining up to shovel more money at him. I wonder if he’s made more money since 2016 than he had in his entire life before.
Individual 1 being full on racist.
Everybody hates me
Nobody loves me
Think I’ll eat a worm
“Coco Chow”? Seriously? Is this for real, or woosh?
If it’s fake, it fooled CNN.
I checked Truth Social, and unlike a lot of purported Trump twuths, this one appears to be genuine.
A number of The Onion writers just electronically crumpled up several articles about TDO (The Demented One). Gnashing teeth, they moaned, “Why? Why? He’s always a few steps ahead of us in the crazy.”
'Cause he lives with it 168 hours a week, not just 40.
“He has a DEATH WISH”
“Will no one rid me of this turbulent turtle?”
Yes, there’s no doubt that the right’s best-loved Stochastic Terrorist is trying to incite violence against McConnell.
And we can be confident that NO well-known Republican will say boo about it.
Unless some MAGA nutjob actually assassinates Turtle. In that case, I think 67% of Republican politicians would throw Trump to the curb.
I’d like to believe you’re correct—but I wouldn’t bet money on it.
(my emphasis)
It would make for a delicate political decision: Do I value votes more than my life?
Individual 1 is suing CNN for “lying” about him. I wonder where he found lawyers to represent him.
Swear him in and start those perjury traps, er, depositions!
Insofar as he has a strategy, it’s probably that the suit will get tossed well before any kind of discovery. But in the meantime he’ll use it to rake in boocoo buxx from the rubes.