How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

Tuesday… two weeks from now?

“Squirrel!!” :wink:

No, that’s just a minor mistake. I fuck up bigger than that many times every day!

Housefly, Pence.

So nice when people get you lol

Indictment, jury, conviction, prison.

Ivanka posted a photo of all of the ladies at Tiffany’s wedding, but she cropped out Kimberley Gilfoyle.

That’s bigly of you to admit that.

I bet she just doesn’t show up in photos (or mirrors).

There’s another post of the photo with all of them in it. Interestingly, and as an adjunct to your comment, Kim was wearing black. To her sister-in-law-to-be’s wedding.

Here’s a pic, there’s a lot to unpack.

Melania, and to a somewhat lesser extent Lara, are wearing dresses that are way too close to wedding dresses. You’re not supposed to wear long dresses in ivory or silver to a wedding.

Ivanka’s dress seems to be a knock-off of a dress Grace Kelly wore in the Hitchcock film……wait for it ……To Catch a Thief.

Kimberly looks like she’s wearing a Halloween costume. I used to joke that Don Jr’s kids call her “the witch that stole our mommy”, but now I’m wondering if it was a joke.

Totally approving of diaphanous quasi-Star Trekky get-up on far left. :+1:

It’s even better when you open the pic up and look at the shoes.

I can’t decide if the witch points on the silver shoes or the black fuck-me strapie ones are more disturbing in a wedding pic.

Of course, that is JMO.

I think they could shorten the sleeves just a skosh.

Actually they’d be great for high energy swing dancing - just grab those sleeves and whip’er around until she’s airborne.
I can imagine Trump looking at that photo and focussing on maybe second from right, if anyone.

I’m laughing at the picture in my head of her trying to eat, drink or even wipe her butt with those stupid sleeves.

Oh, what am I thinking? She’ll probably release a tik tok soon of Eric doing it for her.

I hope a novel is someday written about all the cattiness, ham-handed political intrigue and Oedipal drama that must have gone on at this wedding.

I was hoping we’d hear about a toast from Trump where he ranted for an hour about the stolen election and then at the very end, said he should have been in the White House so Tiffany could have been married there. Because it was her day after all.

Yeah, the HUGE black batwing sleeves are quite the touch. (What was she thinking?)

Even Tiffany’s mother is somewhat inappropriate with that décolletage at a wedding. But then again it’s kind of traditional for older women in certain circles, who’ve put in the work to stay in shape, to take every opportunity to ballyhoo ‘see, I’m still in there pitching.’ So in the face of the other ladies’ poor choices, I’ll give Marla a pass. (No doubt she’ll be relieved to hear it!)

Being perhaps a bit distracted from the gossipy aspects of this event, however, my question about all this is: okay, DOJ gave the disgraced former President a chance to attend his daughter’s wedding…so NOW what? What are they waiting for NOW?

Those sleeves on that silver dress… Rather elongated.