She doesn’t have any hands.
It needs a wimple. A pointy one with a glittery scarf on the end.
I don’t even know who all those people are. Even in the picture I can barely tell them apart.
It seems that Donald has a type.
You know… They all look alike. I can’t tell who’s who.
The one with the flowers and poofy skirt is the bride.
And that’s all I got.
That a hennin:
This is a wimple:
I recognized Melania (duh, she was First Lady), Ivanka, Tiffany, Marla, and Kimberly. I didn’t recognize Lara, I figured her out by process of elimination. (In other words, people mentioned “Lara” and I figured, shit, that must be the one I don’t recognize.)
Batlady looks like she has holes where her eyes should be, even zoomed in.
I just KNOW there’s a story behind that picture.
I wonder what kind of hissy fit Don Jr threw. Marla, Melania, Ivanka, as mom, stepmom and sister, obviously belong in the picture, and Lara and Eric have been married for a long time and have 5 kids together. But Kim’s just her other brother’s date, the woman he’s currently screwing. What the hell is she doing in a family photo (especially dressed like that).
And these days, brides usually impose some sort of dress codes on the people that are going to be in the formal photos. They don’t ask them to wear matching dresses, but they might request that they wear pastels or no bright colors (or black) because they don’t want pictures that look like the ones we’re discussing, and they don’t want the focus to be pulled from the bride.
I know the internet says that Ivanka cropped the photo, but I’m cutting her some slack because it’s possible that they took some photos without Kimmie.
I’m kind of hoping that they only let her in one. She didn’t even take off what appears to be her smart watch.
She probably can’t, because it’s the source of her evil power. And how she communicates with the mothership.
Is anyone else reminded of the wicked fairy at Sleeping Beauty’s christening?
My wife reposted that picture on Twitter over the weekend with the caption “The Bride, The Barbies, and Batwoman”. 
Honestly, I’m surprised Donald didn’t insinuate himself into the picture. Or make the entire event about himself. Such restraint…
I laughed.
My wife noted that Trump is giving a thumbs-up in many, if not all, of the photos he’s in. It’s automatic with him now.
Even when he was walking her down the aisle it appeared he had his patented “small thumbs up” on display.
It’s the same photo.
Yeah, I’ve seen other sources that say I was wrong. It still amazes me that they didn’t kick her out for a couple of pics, though.
Is the skirt of the silver dress see-through? Oh, my.
Some clothing is opaque in person but shows up on camera as see-through when flash is used. She may have a knee-length slip or liner underneath.
Tiffany looks nice.
Who’s the woman in black?
Johnny Cash’s wife?
I don’t know, but she fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
Okay fine, her name is Kimberly Guilfoyle.