Every damn day, more of Trumps schemes and criminal activity bubbles to the surface.
Trump won’t spend a day in prison. But hopefully will spend the rest of his life in a courtroom.
Yeah, you could build a house with all the nails that have supposedly been hammered into his coffin.
How has Trump pissed me off today? I was reading The Guardian online and was met with this picture. Now you too will be met with it. Look at this fuckin doofus.
On the other hand, that image is just begging for some good ol’ Photoshopping. Maracas anyone?
Edit: baby rattles would be better
Maybe a whip, and then add Ted Cruz bending over to the left… and smiling.
I was thinking a lirpa as he fights Ron DeSantis in the kal-if-fee on Vulcan, to see who has the right to the Republican presidential nomination.
Individual 1 says if he’s reelected, he will ban gender affirming surgery nationwide for minors, and declare that there are only two genders.
^from the link in the quoted post.
I’d be absolutely astonished if these two cases are the only incidents of Trump cashing in (donations in return for favors).
Cut to clip of Merrick Garland yawning.
Such tiny fists.
I think that the way he positions his thumbs is less fist and more Senor Wences puppet show. “Hey look at me, I’m Lefty! Look over here, I’m Righty!”
Are you kidding? He doesn’t have a Lefty!
Individual 1 says he will file lawsuits against educators who preach Marxism because it’s an illegal teaching of religion.
Wow I really really really really hope and pray there won’t more absolutely and truly fucked-in-the-head bipartisan support for this like there was for OH NOES SOCIALISM!!!1111!!!
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Let him file away. Or at least attempt to. Doesn’t the court take a rather dim view of someone filing frivolous lawsuits after a court has determined they’ve just been filing naught but nuisance suits all along?
NSFW
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Sorry, not sure how to make sure it’s a two click. I’ve added a space in the URL.
Mike Pence has been subpoenaed by Jack Smith.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/mike-pence-subpoenaed-special-counsel-overseeing-trump-probes
Not sure if I was the only one who got a “Whoops! Page unavailable!” page for Smith/Pence article, so:
And the beat goes on . . .
At my suckmydickdonnie email address T**** has sent a Major Anouncement.
No, it’s not NFT digital trading cards this time, it’s setting up a ballot-harvesting fund.
The radical Democrats have used ballot harvesting to cancel out YOUR vote and walk away with elections that they NEVER should have won.
But I’m doing something HUGE to fight back.
Our presidential campaign will launch our own BALLOT HARVESTING FUND in the states where the Left has been cheating the system.
**Please make a contribution to our brand new BALLOT HARVESTING FUND to harvest ballots in the states where we can and BEAT the Democrats at their own game – for 1,500% impact.
The radical Left knows they could never win a FAIR election on the issues.
What could Biden possibly say to win over voters?
“Mr. Smith, we’re going to release murderers into your neighborhood, take away your guns so you can’t defend yourself, leave our southern border wide open, and mutilate seven-year-old girls to switch genders. Please vote for Biden and Kamala.”
So, instead of running on the issues, Democrats try to BUY, RIG, and LIE their way into power.
The Left spent $1 BILLION in 2020 to put Biden and Kamala in the White House.
The FBI colluded with liberal tech corporations to suppress damaging stories about Biden.
And I know I don’t have to remind you about the many, many ballots “harvested” by the Democrats…
BUT NOT ANYMORE!Our path forward is to MASTER the Democrats’ own game of harvesting ballots in every state we can.
But that also means we need to start laying the foundation for victory RIGHT NOW.
So please, make a contribution to our brand new BALLOT HARVESTING FUND to harvest ballots in the states where we can and BEAT the Democrats at their own game – for 1,500% impact.
Now, he never defines what ‘ballot harvesting’ is but it’s defined as something the Democrats did to win the election and they’d never do anything legal, right?
Every accusation is a confession.
Individual 1 said he kept a classified document because it kept the light of his bedside lamp out of his eyes.
Hey, a lot of people are saying they have the same problem. Maybe Donnie will sell replicas of these classified documents (for only $100 each – operators are standing by) on his own infomercial Roku channel so others can get a good night’s sleep, too. For an additional $50 the document will be embellished with a replica of his signature.