Still alive. (Needs to be said periodically).
Come on, just one more clogged artery; get that cheeseburger. You can do it.
Actually, at this point I’d rather he live till he trashes all the other presidential candidates, gets the nomination again, and then have his clogged arteries do their final job. Just imagine how that would throw the GOP into disarray.
If that happens, I wouldn’t be surprised if he still won.
This pisses me off today.
Consider the following recent email which was sent with the subject line “The Great Rebirth of American Freedom.” For all intents and purposes, it is a screenplay that could have been written by Leni Riefenstahl or D.W Griffith:
Friend,
I had an incredible time at the NRA Convention on Friday, speaking to a room packed with patriots who want one very simple thing… to be FREE.
The Left wants to take away your guns while throwing open the jailhouse doors and releasing blood-thirsty criminals into your communities.
They want to abolish your borders and impoverish your families while spending your money on endless and very, very stupid foreign wars.
They want to demonize patriots and persecute Christians while pushing the transgender cult on your children.
But with your support, I promise to lead the great rebirth of American freedom.
We will build a future where we are free of violence, free of crime, and free of fear.
When I am back in the White House, rogue federal agencies and Soros-funded DAs will no longer be allowed to treat honest, law-abiding Americans as second-class citizens.
When I am back in the White House, you will remember the glory days when America was a FREE, SAFE, PROSPEROUS, and GREAT NATION!
Of the many other hateful and dangerous emails with their encouragements to stochastic terrorism and other violence, this email is one of the most vile. Notice the following language, which is an obvious lie: “They want to demonize patriots and persecute Christians while pushing the transgender cult on your children.”
His team hired bagpipers to pipe the arrival of Trump Farce One to Scotland.
They played well, but not one coffin was unloaded as they did…
He left out the part where the Left wants to take away your guns and give them to the criminals as they release them from jail. Does accuracy not mean anything anymore?
That’s probably the next boogeyman after the current one stops producing. Gotta leave room to ratchet up the fear.
It’s ratchets all the way up.
He neglected to mention that none of those patriots were allowed to have guns at that convention of freedom.
I hope he gets infected with boils on his fat ass.
Captain Snowflake took offense at a reporter, threw his phone, and tried to kick him off the plane.
When Hillyard asked Trump another question later in the gaggle, the former reality TV personality responded: “Let’s go, get him out of here. Outta here. Outta here.”
After ascertaining that two phones on the table belonged to Hillyard, the former president “tossed the phones to the side,” reported the Post, “onto the seat next to him,” said Vanity Fair.
What a fragile piece of crap
By “fragile piece of crap” do you mean “virile and manly alpha male”? Many strong men have come up to him with tears in their eyes and said, “Sir, please throw my phone around.”
“A lot of phones have been calling me lately. Big phones, strong, with tears in their cameras, and they say ‘please, sir, I’ve been stuck in the pocket of a Godless, liberal journalist…’”
Was the plane in the air at that time?
Only Harrison Ford gets to do that.
And he was a better fictional President than Trump was a real one.
I believe I’ve said it before, but I’d almost prefer President Snow.
I mean, at least he’s consistent in his malice. Or as The Incredible String Band would say,
Straight from the shoulder, I think like a soldier,
I know what’s right and what’s wrong.
(He knows what’s right and what’s wrong.)
I’m the original, discriminating buffalo-man,
And I’ll do what’s wrong as long as I can.
Well… I’d prefer a President who occasionally if rarely did good (signing the First Step Act into law, pardoning Jack Johnson, approving or at least not preventing Operation Warp Speed), to one who invariably did evil.
He really is an imbecile:
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/04/nyregion/e-jean-carroll-trump-rape-trial.html?action=click&algo=bandit-all-surfaces-variants-shadow-lda-unique-diversify-time-cutoff-30&alpha=0.05&block=trending_recirc&fellback=false&imp_id=124227900&impression_id=cdfcfe76-eaf5-11ed-aa07-b3d02703c694&index=0&pgtype=Article&pool=published-assets-db-4-ls®ion=footer&req_id=734369006&shadow_vec_sim=0.4150413059930671&surface=eos-most-popular-story&variant=0_pers_bandit_diversified (free link HERE).
Asked by E. Jean Carroll’s lawyer about the Access Hollwood tape, Trump responded with;
“Well, historically, that’s true with stars”.
“True with stars that they can grab women by the pussy?” Ms. Carroll’s lawyer, Roberta A. Kaplan, asked.
“Well, that’s what — if you look over the last million years, I guess that’s been largely true,” Mr. Trump said. “Not always, but largely true. Unfortunately or fortunately.”
It takes your breath away that the once most-powerful-person-on-the-planet, who may well regain that title in less than two years, just can’t stop bloviating even when he’s testifying in court, and even when he stands a good chance of losing:
“The last million years . . . largely true . . . fortunately”
Fortunately? He should lose the case on the basis of his imbecility alone.
Dude. Seriously, So gross. 
The thought of him doing that to anyone is so disgusting. What a moron.
The fact that he thinks “fortunately” is a possible view on men’s nonconsensual sexual power over women over millennia… speaks volumes.