As a reminder, they didn’t even try in 2020. The “platform” was non-existent. To the extent they put anything out, it was literally and admittedly a copy/paste job from 2016, which itself was a eyeroll worthy excuse for a plank.
There is no plan at governance at all. It’s all about staying in power by appealing to the fanciful grievances of their constituency and taking the opportunity to grift for all they are worth in the mean time.
And that is a perfect description of when the ‘pubbies are in power.
nevermind 
The GOP these days are like sharks. Evolved and perfected for their goals. It’s almost elegant. ALMOST . In the same way hagfish are remarkable.
And blobfish are attractive.
It was particularly amusing since it contained a number of references to the disastrous policies of the current president, which was Obama when they were originally written but which would refer to Trump in 2020. 
He woke up this morning.
Word 
Define ‘woke’.
Awake. Aware. Engaged with reality. Concerned with the world around one.
So actually Trump didn’t woke up this morning.
It still pisses me off though
Trump left dreamland this morning…
No, that’s clearly not right either.
He continued to draw breath.
{#%^*! orange oxygen thief.
Blobfish are quite normal looking in the right environment (ubder oressure in deep water). Maybe this explaois his change of appearance. He’s still not looking normal, though.
Should be:
(under pressure in deep water)
I thought maybe you were saying it as though you were submersed. 
I thought it was “udder pressure” and referred to scuba cows.
Submerged? Immersed?
I always wondered where condensed milk came from.
Ah, a silver lining in an ugly orange cloud. I can agree with that. However, now is the time for him to quit stealing perfectly good oxygen from more deserving creatures…like cockroaches, and bedbugs.