How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

Why is today’s Google doodle not something like HE’S GOING DOWN!

And don’t give me that ‘short notice’ business. They’ve had months to prepare for this joyous moment.

Is it true that one of Yoda’s favorite books is Rudyard Kipling’s Courageous Captains?

Did anyone else notice the hand gesture Teddy Roosevelt appears to be making in the painting behind Turmp?

That’s not an accident.

Me, too, And I absolutely adored the name of the one man show it was based on: Norman Rockwell is Bleeding.

That’s not T.R., but it is an odd choice for a backdrop.

He’s trying to give Donny the bunny ears. That Teddy, always a prankster.

Is the guy in the painting twirling his mustache?

That’s what it looks like to me. I imagined it was a huckster of some kind whispering to trump in admiration and encouragement, “Stick to yer guns, Donnie-- you’ve got ‘em goin’! Those suckers are buyin’ the crap you’re peddlin!”

I thought he was making the ‘zip your mouth’ motion.

I thought he was pretending to smoke a doobie.

Winner!

37 counts is a lot of indictments. It was nice knowing you, Donald.

Not really.

My standard in cases like this: “I’d like to say it was nice knowing you.”

I think so, too. But of course Trump chose it because his troglodyte fans can and will interpret it as the White Power sign (if you’ll forgive me for stating the obvious).

The right is getting closer and closer to just openly saying their chief goal is the official establishment of white supremacy…and Donald is happy to be the ice-breaker.

More like the ‘what about him’ defense. It’s the same old song . . .

“. . . Trump . . . was planning a slashing speech in Georgia on Saturday while . . . play(ing) up a narrative that he was a victim, asking supporters to rally around him as he takes on the FBI and the Justice Department, and criticizes the agencies in scathing terms for its lack of prosecution of President Biden’s son, Hunter, who is under federal investigation for allegations of tax evasion and lying in the purchase of a gun.”

Hunter Biden! Seriously?

“I’d like to say that it been nice knowing you, but as you’ve effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn’t been.”

In a row?!

I picture it more like a 3D matrix, a lattice-work of distinct-but-related sins.

Try not to get indicted on the way to the parking lot.