How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

Well, that connects the dots. Thank you.

I thought it was a rumor that they were considering turning this country metric, which would make it officially a socialist nation.

Never have I more longed for the day this asshole is finally put away. And with all the upcoming indictments, he should be got on something. The waiting is the hardest part.

In one of Charlie Chaplin’s films it was called “nose candy.” But I think some people still use this term ironically.

You mean if the USA goes metric, we automatically get universal health care? I’m all for that!

To say nothing of American flags that burst into flame whenever a liberal so much as looks at them.

Well over twenty years ago a Doper talked about traveling to Ottawa Canada(Doper was Canadian) to do some lobbying for equal rights/gender equality legislation. He found the WBC, the Phelps cult, attempting to light a Canadian flag on fire. But they were having trouble with it. So a Mountie stepped up and said “Here, let me help you with that. I don’t want you getting hurt and being treated in our hospitals with our money.”

I’m only left-leaning, they just smolder if I stare too long. It’s not that bad.

My liberal eyes don’t have that super power, and if they did I would only use it to set fire to flags on Trumpist pickup trucks.

No, my liberal eyes are only capable of making the flag in our front yard slowly fade and tatter slightly over the course of a year or two.

I’d have a hard time not looking at their tires.

So that’s why the GOP is always tweeting images of the Liberian flag! Decoys!

Or their gas tanks.

I would like the liberal power to make every trump, don’t tread on me, :roll_eyes: or other trumpist style flags, signs, etc. explode in a fire ball. That would be sweet.

That works, too.

Bad news for them: officially, the country is already metric.

Why are you bringing @Grrr into this?

Dunno. Nothing better to do.

I bought some BC powder the other day and noticed that the powder is packaged in little branded paper sleeves now instead of the blank wax paper packets that I was used to. I wonder if the repackaging was partly due to the risk of the powder being misidentified as something nefarious.

Today a woman asked DJT what he was going to regarding CO2 pipelines. Of course, he has no fucking clue what she was talking about. So, in true Trumpese, his answer made no sense whatsever:

“Well you know we’re working on that, and you know we had a plan to totally, uhhh, it’s such a ridiculous situation, isn’t it? But we had a plan, and we would have instituted that plan, and it was all ready,” he mindlessly babbled, without a shred of substance. “That will be one of the easy things we do!”

https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1677409928611332096

He’ll release it in two weeks.