Wonder if Trump actually fancies himself as a 9-dan master of martial arts now?
Best master of martial arts evah! Like nothing you’ve evah seen!
Except on “The Simpsons”.
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
“Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy… Surly!”
Surly Spice or Surly Smurf?
Surly The Grouch
Surly Duff!
Surly to bed and surly to rise …
All right, all right; let’s knock off the one-line jokes and sign the petition. What do you say, huh, fella?
I don’t know, I’m a businessman, I’ve got to look out for my own interests. The almanac is taking off, I’m getting pretty good distribution on the stoves, and every Saturday evening, I put out the mag.
< takes out Sharpie >
< writes “10-dan” on the belt >
Doesn’t show up due to it being a black belt. Trump throws a tantrum, demands a white belt.
Or a gold Sharpie.
Gold belt. Only the best belts for a 10-dan master like him. People coming up to him with tears in their eyes saying “Sir, you are the best ever at tie-bongo. We’ve never seen anyone as good as you at it.”
Because of course he’s a fan.
I’m a bit surprised the formerly orange doofus didn’t try claiming Kyle offered to work there for room & board. The new poster boy for vigilantism has got to know his job prospects are pretty limited.
trump to Qyle: “I said I could shoot someone and not lose popularity - you actually DID it.”
Kyle’s a piker. Donnie killed thousands by screwing up the covid response.
Kyle is like the son he never had.
But what about… oh, never mind.