Hmmm. You may be on to something.
trump takes credit for the Johnson elected speaker. Johnson’s friends gathered behind him for a press conference, pleased as punch, laughing and having the best time. As if there was any doubt what fucking insurrectionists they all are, they lustily told a reporter, asking about Johnson and the certification of electors, the “shut up” and “go away”. Laughing and so fucking proud of themselves. The only bright spot was crazy eyed lunatic Virginia Wolf bringing comic relief. They should have named her speaker. It would almost be worth the death of democracy to watch her try to run the House.
Shrieker of the House.
Dan
Virginia Foxx. Although having an early 20th Century English author who’s dead might be an interesting choice for speaker too.
I CANNOT believe I wrote Wolf! I even proofread! Red my ears are, and I wish there wasn’t a time limit on edits 
They certainly don’t look comfortable.
So did Lizzie Borden, reportedly. Unfortunately, my google-fu was inadequate. I couldn’t find the image in my memory from decades ago.
Like a foxx?
I’m afraid of Virginia Wolf being Speaker.
I wish we had a Virginia Wolf to shut up the North Carolina Foxx.
Yes, Virginia; there is a traitor running the House of Representatives.
Maybe he’ll go away… to the lighthouse.
Maybe I should have typoed Virginia Mayo so you could all make sandwich related jokes. 
Don’t be such a ham.
Matt Gaetz: Virgin Fox? Where?
Great. That’s a recipe for disaster–or at least cheesy jokes.
No need to grill him about it.
Are we going to keep spreading these jokes?
As long as there’s a con demented running for President.
We’ll just in a jam.
Well, he’s got the bread to pay any small fines like this.