He has balls?
Today, he’s upset me because one of his Xwitter followers post this image of him.
I like to call it Xitter. Take a wild guess how it’s pronounced.
I’d rephrase that to, “Dammit, someone’s beating us. Of course, they’re cheating; and we’re not cheating hard enough! Republicans! MAGAts! My people! Cheat more! Cheat harder!”
Is that a Jon McNaughton? It’s the kind of thing he likes to do. Regardless, Lady Liberty proudly holds the torch up at the end of her raised arm. Trump needs to rest his torch on the floor.
Watsamatter Donnie? You weak?
Aside from the poor fashion choice of a suit becoming robes, there is a distinct bulge towards the end of the tie, at crotch level.
So yes, I am going to agree with the idea of Jon McNaughton being the originator (I hesitate to say artist) of this piece - he is all too willing to fellate Trump.
ETA: it is telling that the slate he carries is as blank as many of his photo-ops that have him signing a sheet of empty paper.
And people don’t understand why we are laughing at him, and them.
Its not a slate. It’s a ledger that has the real numbers for all his businesses. (Also blank.)
Real numbers? More like imaginary numbers!
Trump’s favorite number is i.
I’d figure it would be π, it’s a never-ending story and sounds like something you can get at McDonald’s.
And, like him, it’s irrational.
But not delicious, like apple or cherry.
Or Filet-o-Fish!
I’m not really experienced at parsing his word salads (nor do I have much inclination to try), but I think what he’s getting at is that President Biden is doing these horrible things because he’s getting “badly beaten” by the America-hating fuckstick.
(And that turnabout would be fair play. Any intimation that the America-hating fuckstick could be getting “badly beaten” by anyone is simply a theoretical notion that he intends to prevent anyway, through the use of prophylactic preemptive indictments.)
So he’s going to engage in the horrible illegal behavior the Democrats are imposing upon him because they did it first, and it happens to be the same horrible illegal behavior he was running on in his 2016 “Lock Her Up” campaign?
And if his horrible behavior would make a candidate who was beating him badly in a campaign into a loser, what does that say about his own assessment of the current situation? That he’s being “beaten badly” by Biden now? Or that he’s beating Biden badly now? Or that Biden’s campaign to lock him up is destroying his chances as a viable candidate? I thought he was winning his current cases by a lot? I’m confused.
Or is he confused?
It’s this one. The Trump Train is so unstoppable that only chicanery can upset the otherwise inevitable outcome. Just like in 2020, when he won 50 states and was still illegally denied the presidency.
Any other word salad that seems to contradict this is a sign that the salad wasn’t tossed properly. Trump does not allow for or envision any universe where he doesn’t win every time.
OK, so if he’s currently beating Biden badly, and he’ll win the Presidency again easily, and then order the DoJ to drop all charges (or pardon himself for any Federal crimes he’s been wrongly convicted for), why should he need to indict Biden and other enemies? Isn’t Trump winning the Presidency in 2024 vindication enough, and proof that illegal horrible behavior backfires on the one who tries it?
And as long we’re on things Trump has uttered that don’t make sense to me, even on a level that’s sympathetic to Trump, what’s up with his constant mentions of Obama as his current or past opponent? Is this just a case of confusion or dementia? Or is it deliberate to rile up the racists in his base? Or is he trying to make some snide remarks about Biden’s presidency being secretly (and illegally, of course) run by Obama? Is “Obama” code for something?
I’m wondering how many states he thinks he lost while winning those 50.
You must not have met too many petty jackasses in your life, you lucky sod!
It’s code for Trump’s a racist. That’s all it takes for him to keep going on and on about a real president.
He claims Obama is really running things like that’s a bad thing.