How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

Yup. Buttigieg is a graduate of Harvard College and the University of Oxford, attending the latter on a Rhodes Scholarship.

And a Navy intelligence officer.

MAGA’s want their bosses dumber then they are. They found one in Trump.

And speaks several languages

Isn’t that a satirical piece that whooshed them? I thought the same thing of the golden trump surfer statue- it wasn’t an homage.

The Meidas Touch video link provides an nteresting list of Trump’s many god-given qualities.

But, “Attending church on Sunday”? Seriously?

The Church of Trump, duh. And it it’s every frickin’ day, not just Sunday.

How could you tell?

People question Biden’s cognitive abilities because his ability to govern is based on the idea that he will uderstand situations, make good policy decisions, appoint capable people, etc. He needs to have his wits about him to do those things.

Trump’s supporters don’t ask about Trump’s faculties because they are irrelevant. Trump doesn’t promise to do smart things, so it doesn’t matter if he’s smart. As long as he can work a crowd and get them cheering for him, he will have their support.

If someone ever mentions to Trump that magnet schools exist he’s going to fucking flip out.

I could have sworn it was from the Onon too. But Trump posted it on Truth Social, so either it was in-house or he is even more humor impaired than we thought possible

In the middle of a rally, he’ll go quiet for a few seconds, gears whirring, and comment that magnet schools attract children and magnets attract iron, and wonder if anyone else has noticed this curious coincidence before that two things called “magnet” both attract things.

He certainly appears to spend a lot of time tweeting praying in/on his pee-eew.

Of course not! How xould they? Nobody had ever seen anything like it before!

I thought it was pretty funny.

“And on June 14 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said ‘I need a care taker, so God gave us Trump.’ God said 'I need someone willing to get up before dawn, fix this country, work all day, fight the Marxists, eat supper, then go to the oval office and stay past midnight, someone who can shape an axe but wield a sword”

He’s also doing the sniffing thing again, bigly. I think he’s upped his use of Sudafed due to the pressures of multiple appearances every day in Iowa. And you know he hates it. His style is the easier one or two rallies a week that leaves him plenty of golf time. Now that the primaries are really on, it will be interesting to see how he physically holds up.

Lemmy Kilmister was a big speadfreak with a suprising longevity, and he died at 70. How is Trump still kicking?

The best throw-away line was "deliver[ed] his own grandchild " WTF??

As Business Insider remarked “It’s not clear which of his grandchildren Trump is meant to have delivered.”

I wonder whether the video was created by AI

Anybody else notice how much that is like the ron desantis video? It almost sounds like the same narrator, and the whole thing is constructed the same. Plagiarism indeed.

Probably by Al (that’s an “L” not an “I”)

Kindly disregard.

That Trump speech is from a Paul Harvey thing. (I don’t know if he was the originator.)

“So God Made a Farmer”

I don’t think anyone mentioned this yet, but if it has, my apologies.

If you don’t want to bring it up on YouTube or Trump’s social platform, here’s a transcript: