Pepper Mill, who loves watching Magnet Fishing videos (where you throw a powerful magnet on a strong fishing line into a body of what and see what you can haul up), found this idea of magnets being ruined by water hilarious.
book-licking
And that book is Mein Kampf.
Well, God made Hitler too…
According to that crew, that’s a feature, not a bug.
‘Und boy, vas He gut!’
Don’t be stupid, be a smarty…
That’s “schtupid,” young man.
Come and join the Grand Old Party!
Former President Donald Trump on Saturday suggested the Civil War could have been avoided through “negotiation,” arguing that the fight to end slavery in the US was ultimately unnecessary and that Abraham Lincoln should have done more to avoid bloodshed.
I mean … damn! That would have been a MUCH better idea!
/s
Trump is a great poster child for Christianity in the same way that Jeffrey Dahmer was a great poster child for Veganism.
If some podunk college named Trump to its history department, maybe he’d drop his White House bid.
Why’s that
Seems like being gay would be the last reason on the list not to grab pussy.
Seems to have a lot in common with this ‘God Made a Farmer’ speech from 1978.
To paraphrase This is Spinal Tap:
On what day did God create trump, and couldn’t he have rested on that day too?
As SecDef, Lloyd Austin, recently found out, taking a sick day can really cause problems.
I heard Biden was furious when he went to check on Austin and thought Austin was sleeping soundly in his bed, but found out later it was a tape recorder playing a sound of snoring and a dummy with an arm attached with a string to the doorknob.
Turned out Austin was on a St. Patrick’s Day float, singing Danke Schöen…
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eta: I apologize for participating in a hijack when there’s a perfectly good Austin thread.
Yeah but it’s in P&E and bad Ferris Bueller jokes aren’t appropriate there.
We could start an Austin Pit thread but I dunno how long it would last.
Maybe just call it “bad political jokes”. Though that would make a quarter of the Pit threads redundant…