How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

You can be born elsewhere and still be a UN Ambassador, but I know what you meant.

We just need to put the right spin on this.

Some entrepreneurial genius is out there charging Trump $8 a gallon for gas, and Trump is paying it!

Wait just a minute. Trump has done many questionable things, but I don’t ever recall him questioning a person’s U.S. citizenship. Come on, now!

How has the disgraced former President Trump pissed you off today?

There are still words coming out of his mouth, and pictures of him in/on the world’s media.

You forgot to add racist.

Also. for the first time this year I’ll use my usual answer to the thread title. “He woke up this morning”

He’s a racist rapist!

I disagree. He rarely pays for anything and he certainly has never put gas in his own tank.

Serious question, has Trump ever driven a car?

What a silly question. Of course he has! I have the photographic proof right here!

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Heck, I bet he’s never made his bed or picked up a towel off the bathroom floor after his shower. That’s what servants are for.

To be fair, those towels can’t hit the bathroom floor. It’s chock a block with boxes of stolen classified documents.

Towels that have been rubbed over Trump’s naked body? That’s what flamethrowers are for.

To dry TFG off, because towels are wasteful??

Are you confident that a flamethrower could do that job?

I say: nuke them from space. It’s the only way to be sure.

Given the recent stink allegations, it’s not clear that post-shower towels get much of a workout at Mar-a-Lago in the Presidential Suite.

If that’s a serious question the answer is yes. I even posted a video on the SDMB filming him driving, prior to being POTUS.

I’ll repost it:

And here’s a picture of an old driver’s license.

So the answer is yes.

I did laugh out loud at that. That is when I quit cringing at the visual. Ewwwwwww

I read a first hand account from a woman who had gone on a date with him in the '70s. He was driving a sporty convertible. He showed up an hour late, took her to a hamburger joint, “forgot his wallet,” and still expected her to put out.

He was young once, and it’s just a very American male thing, especially in that generation, to drive around in a sporty car.

That said, he’s pushing 80 now vs pushing 70 before he was POTUS, and there’s a lot of people his age who just don’t drive themselves, especially if they have somebody else who can do it for them. And given how sensitive he seems to be about his public image and some of his known fears of seeming physically incapable (his mincing walk down ramps and the odd 2 handed water bottle thing), it’s no surprise he wouldn’t want to be seen driving and potentially doing something boneheaded he could be excoriated over. At that level, his mental image would be that important people are driven, they don’t drive themselves unless it’s to show off for some kind of PR op.

“Nobody knew how hard driving is. But I’m the best driver in the world. Nobody knows more about driving than I do. Running into that jersey barrier was what I meant to do. It was a perfect drive. All the best drivers run into jersey barriers.”