Nah, they’re willing to kill for that cocksucker, not die.
Never really enters into their thinking they may personally suffer any consequences (see Jan 6 idiots)
Given their vaccination rates, I imagine they are willing to both kill and die for him.
Trump is a cocksucker? I didn’t know he had any redeeming qualities.
And there are still those out there who are willing to pay big bux to hold their wedding receptions at his place!
The non-zero chance of the formerly orange doofus crashing their reception, which would be a good thing for them, likely figures into that.
I think he has people that do it for him. It’s just rebranded as Trump Cocksucking. Like Trump wine or steaks.
He’s not just crashing weddings. He’s evaluating the couple. If he’s simpatico with the groom, if he’s sufficiently amoral and affluent, arrangements are made to swap the subsequent newborn with a trump clone, the surrogate mother being an illegal immigrant. It’s the boys from Mara Lago.
‘Nancy? Nancy?’
No grabbing the bride and bridesmaids by the pussy? No demanding right of the first night?
He’s slipping.
Where can I send my dry-cleaning bill?
Personally, i’m offended at his 2021 Holiday Greeting Card:
( You just might want to cover yourselves with plastic tarps before viewing )
Poe’s Law in full effect.
Snerk.
When I saw the preview of the photo, as a small thumbnail, it seriously looked like white male genitalia on a dark background. I couldn’t tell it was Trump in a tux until I zoomed in. And then it really looked like white male genitalia.
… but Way Oversized, given that it was supposed to represent Jive-45.
"When asked for comment, Roger Stone was off in his bunk… "
As Jayne Cobb said,
https://imgur.com/t/be_in_my_bunk/TAM6qw5
Trump’s Crass-mas card: Can’t quite make out the detail, but is that the actual presidential seal in the corner? Isn’t it illegal to use that seal wrongfully?
And isn’t that too-short coat and untucked shirt the same outfit he wore when he visited Queen Eliz a while back?
ETA: Ah so! Upon reading the UPROXX link several posts above, it is indeed.
(Psst… It’s a parody photo, not a real one. I know where Trump is concerned, it’s hard to tell.)
The point is, it easily could have. 