Highlights from today’s Two Minutes Hate;
I’m guessing he “aced” the Montreal Cognitive Assessment again.
The same one my elderly aunt took to check to see if she needed to be in the locked dementia ward, instead of the regular long term care ward. She “aced” it too!
So glad to know that Trump does not (Yet) need to be committed to a locked dementia ward for his own safety. The clock is ticking though. (Can he draw a clock? The jury is out)
Or he’s remembering the test he (probably) lied about taking in summer 2020 and thinks that was “a few months ago”.
Just like he thinks Obama is the current president, Biden is starting World War 2, Nikki Haley was Speaker of the House on 1/6, the capital of New Hampshire is “Conway”, Sioux Falls is in Iowa, Kansas City is in Kansas, E. Jean Carroll and Marla Maples are the same person who is currently his wife…
I think this is most likely, yes. He seems to have totally lost the plot on what is current, vs what happened in the distant past. I’m starting to think that he’s going to go downhill fairly rapidly at this point.
For that matter, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s called Melania “Marla” to her face at least five or six times.
As someone who used to live in Kansas, I can assure you it is.
It’s also in Missouri (in a bigger form).
But I’ve been to Kansas City, KS.
Only one of those Kansas Cities is where the Chiefs play, though.
Sure, Trump screwed up but that’s not what you referenced. If you’d said “Chiefs play in Kansas” your criticism would have been spot on.
As it is you called him out by stating something that’s actually true.
Even true things, once spoken by Donald Jenius Trump, become false. 
In a bigly way!
If I heard him say that water was wet, my first thought would be that I had somehow missed the news story confirming that water was actually and officially no longer wet by any measure.
When Orange Traitorous says someting inane and when called on it, he then says he was only joking, I wonder if any of his herd of followers can provide a joke he’s ever said in his entire life. I grew up on the East Coast back in the 60s & 70s. Everyone knew who–and what–he was. What never happened was him telling a joke. You know who else doesn’t tell jokes? Right, all the other sociopaths.
I believe you mean “big water ocean water” or “the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water”.
From the standpoint of water! Like, somebody went and asked water what it thought and the water was like “I’m water so I know all about wetness but JFC is it ever wet out there right now! Way wetter than I could ever be!”
This ultra-wet water must be what Trump was referring to when he mentioned how magnets stop working when they get wet. Once they are wet from the standpoint of water they are done for.
Person, man, woman, camera, TV, I think we ALL passed that test if it’s a matter of remembering that short list.
To nitpick, WW2 is not technically over. China never areed to end it with Japan. So Biden could, in theory re-inflame the long cooling coals of that conflict.
I doubt Germany will be that interested in rejoining, though.
Well, if by “China” you mean the polity that the Allies recognized as the legitimate government of China in 1945, then the ROC signed the Treaty of Taipei with Japan in 1952.
And of course Trump knew that.
i bet one kg of expired and freezerburned trump steaks on that!
aside: How long will it be until how to read a clockface is no longer taught and this test will be useless? When that skill goes the way of cursive handwriting?
/aside