Reminds of a scene on Curb where Larry discovers Leon has been secretly eating watermelon.
Actually, the one detail he might remember from one of those briefings would be “a bomb that if dropped on NYC would destroy everything to the Carolinas.” It’s the kind of detail 5-year-old boys remember and embellish.
But I still think he just made it up.
Trump has been photographed eating from a KFC bucket, albeit with a knife and fork. CNN article.
Don’t forget him chowing down a taco bowl and proclaiming “I love Hispanics!”
Warning: Trump Tower Taco Bowl™ contains no actual Hispanics.
Did someone say “stolen valor”?
Because of course he would. 
That was funny.
I think he pisses me because his election stand dancing is worse than “Kevin” in this satirical geriatric punk gansta rap group’s offering. I am not joking.
Utterly not safe for work.
Also you are welcome.
Correction:
“The Congreshul Medal of Honor”
‘Honor’? More like ‘Horror’.
If only we could make a bad movie about that…
The Shadow Over America
I just read a letter to NY Magazine back in 1992 supposedly written by trump’s secretary.
Her maiden name was Barron.
Here’s a short article about that.
At the time that letter was written, Trump’s real life personal secretary was named Norma Foerderer.
Jonathan Turley wrote an article in The Hill that suggests that Biden’s great-great-grandfather was convicted of attempted murder, and that Biden’s not being held responsible for [insert bullshit crime here] is something that he’s just genetically inherited.
I won’t link to the tweet, but here is a screenshot of his promoting the theory.
I am perfectly willing to believe that that letter was typed up and sent in to the magazine by Trump’s secretary, given that I doubt that Trump would ever do such menial work himself. It is refreshing to know that Ms. Foerderer had enough self esteem not to attach her actual name to the dictation.
I’m not. Trump will go to great lengths to promote himself and/or defend his name. Don’t think of it as effort, think of it as a compulsion, he can’t help it. And he’s known to have done similar things multiple times, so often that it has become a punchline.
A number of people have pointed out how that letter so closely resembles his normal way of speaking. Especially this part.
The most beautiful women, the most successful women—all women love Donald Trump.
Now if you’re saying he dictated that to his secretary, and she wrote and sent it in… That I’m on board with.