Tesla?
I’ll see you… and raise you Barack Obama’s underwear and duct tape.
[Church Lady] “Could it be… Satan…?” [/Church Lady]
No need to involve an actual cat. This would do the job nicely.
You’re definitely more artistic than I am.
Still, if you inserted the hook through the medulla oblongata, and then pulled it with rope over a branch from a tow hook to some 40-50 odd feet in the air… tying a loop on the end to a lower branch of a tree so it would stay…you might get top marks for creativity. /s
There’s at least one major newspaper that understands what’s at stake this year: Our Trump reporting upsets some readers, but there aren’t two sides to facts: Letter from the Editor - cleveland.com
A song for Donnie…
Maybe not the best vocalist out there, but, damn that was good.
Now, 102.
Saturday Night Live had a pretty good take on Tan the Conman’s latest grift.
That was great, and his Trump is spot-on, as is the phraseology.
“I love Bible.”
Wow. I have that book. At least I’m pretty sure I still do. I bought it when it was first published.
Bouncing into the future, should Drumpf win in November, he will make a speech claiming his entitlement to a third term before Inauguration Day.
Thank you! I just found his work the other day… and its the album I needed…
I thought you meant Trump said “I bought it when it was first published” referring to the bible. 
Neutral face is all I have for him anymore. Nothing is over the top or surprising.
The most damning thing about Trump is that this misinterpretation is 100% believable. And let’s not forget this is the guy who thought there were airports around during the American revolution and WW2 still on horizon.
Yes, James Austin Johnson has the phraseology down cold, peppering his speech with “from the standpoint of” and “the like of which no one has ever seen” and of course “bing bing bing bong.”
While watching, I was marginally annoyed to realize that Trump fans probably loved the image of him emerging from the cave as the stone rolls aside. To them it’s completely appropriate and accurate—he IS God’s Chosen, after all.
Several days ago, I saw a cartoon where Trump sees a cross, draped in purple, and thinks it’s his initial.
During the Two Minutes Hate, Loser Donald says he spoke to and consoled the family of a Michigan woman who was murdered by her boyfriend but which he has chosen to blame on immigration.
Her family says he never spoke to any of them and is making the entire conversation up.
Look at the crap he pulled and has gotten widespread, damn near universal (and by damn near universal I mean universal) support from the magatflatearthers for attending the funeral of a police officer. This, of course, is after he sicced a crowd on the Capitol and said crowd, which he congratulated and promised to pardon, attacked police officers there.
This will be, sadly, yet another nothing burder from Tan the Conman. There will be no actual consequence for him. Hell, his supporters will likely start harassing the family that said he didn’t talk to them.
For that matter, can you imagine Trump actually trying to “console” a deceased person’s family? He’d spend 15 minutes telling them how great this is going to be for his campaign, go off on a tangent whining about Biden and the 2020 election and windmills, then autograph a photo of the deceased and tell the grieving family to “have a good time”.