Seconded.
Please clarify. Do you approve that Socks is dead because you don’t like cats, or because you DO like the mental image of the America-hating fuckstick with a dead cat stuffed in his mouth?
No more talk of dead cats, please. Thank you. Tikva and EC thank you, too.
The 2nd of course. I’m a proud parents of two dogs and one cat. I would never make light over the death of an animal.
I got those, so I guess I get points.
And while Opalcat might be brought up once, she will still only be number 3 on the list.
Yep. And the first two entries on that list will be entirely unrelated to Opalcat.
I have to admit, I had a reference to the Clinton’s cat in my original post, but I edited it out because I felt it might just be a bit dark, even for the pit. I guess I don’t know my audience.
No shame in a bronze medal.
Rump pisses me off because somehow he always finds a way to ruin the Spring Holiday Season…
Well, I (for one) thank you.
Sorry if I bummed you out with a dead cat joke. I’m a cat lover too. We currently have eight in the house right now! Two are family members; then we have a mom and 5 tiny kittens that Mrs. Solost is fostering for an animal shelter. The kittens have jut hit the peak of max cuteness stage where they are jumping around and playing and wrestling each other. Totes adorbes.
Ok, kitty talk over. I now return the thread to trump outrage…
I confess to being hypersensitive about such things. Generally this board is a bunch of cat lovers, but they also love dark dark humor. Give those kitties some nose boops from me.
/hijack
Trump has violated his gag order… Again!
My last cat used to ensure I was awake and ready to feed him by inserting a single claw into my nostril in the morning. It worked, of course, and I would wish the same on Trump.
But why would you wish that duty on some poor innocent cat?
It’s just one claw. And cats are fastidious in cleaning themselves.
Admittedly, he was an asshole of a cat, but I really loved him.
Non-video summary?
No, I’d prefer Rosie O’Donnell’s underwear and gorilla glue.
Huh. I already wrote the new Book of the Bible which covers Trump in a biblical manner: