Oh, I’m sorry. It really did pop up enough that it made me start wondering. So at least you know I’m reading your posts!
Never mind. MAGAts still believe that Trump won the election in 2020. They also believe that the earth is flat, that Bigfoot roams the northwest, and that Democrats cheat. None of which are true, of course, but hey, they’re MAGATs, so any crazy conspiracy theory will work. That Democratic guy who was running in a special election in Buttfuck, Missouri this week? Cheated. Somebody knew a guy who knew another guy who dumped off 11,000 ballots at midnight.
Yeah, right. Give me a fucking break. Listen Republicans: If your candidate loses, it’s not because the Democratic candidate is better. It’s because the Republican candidate sucks.
Listen, I’ve seen videos, okay?
His second favourite book after Mein Kampf. According to his first wife, he used to keep that one on his night stand.
He uses it as a to-do list.
I ‘invented’ ‘kilobucks’ after hearing ‘megabucks’ for years. I thought we needed a term for thousands of dollars. (Anyway, I’d never read or heard ‘kilobucks’ until I started using it.) I’ve seen one other person use it here on the Boards.
Bigfoot saw me once. No one believed him.
I like that. In my perfect world, you’d make a tiny honorarium every time someone used a term you invented.
Looks like the first time I used it here was in January 2000, right after I joined. I’d been using it before then.
A search says there are 50+ results.
Let’s go to the quarry and throw kilomagatoflatearthbucks down there!
And who says a newbie would have a hard time understanding vintage Dopers? Ha, first time I found that quarry amusing, congrats!
I started to make a paragraph made up of nothing but dopey clichés (yes, there was some burning of your dog…) , but I realized it’d be way too much fun and that I’d be spending at least a half hour on it…
So I leave it to someone who doesn’t have to make dinner before he’s due at the bar to watch Gonzaga bucketyball.
Not to brag, but I am a kilonaire several times over. My net worth is literally in the tens of kilobucks (low tens, but still).
There would be many 1920’s style death rays, Marianas trenches, and horses weirdly attending college with other people… Points to anyone who gets those. Oh and Opalcat will get brought up at least once.
This is technically a hijack though entertaining to consider. I’m not going to make the thread but if someone else does I might participate. Leaving hijack alone now.
Trump posts a picture of Biden bound and gagged in the back of a vehicle.
https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-posts-image-of-joe-biden-kidnapped-and-bound-with-rope
What does the Secret Service do when one protectee incites violence against another protectee?
Have I ever mentioned that my annual income is in the high seven digits… with a decimal point.
Probably about as much as the Republican Congress did when a sitting President incited violence against a sitting Vice President. Which is to say, nothing really.
Yet another example of Trump normalizing violence over emphasizing peace and the Democratic process.
I wish the secret service could just gag Trump. Like literally, with a rope and ball.
I’d prefer old socks and duct tape.
Duct tape sounds good. But only if he grows a beard first.
Really? Pretty dark, dude. Not saying I disapprove 
That cat has been dead for 15 years? I approve.