Trump thumbing through a Bible, he doesn’t seem to notice it’s upside down
“What’s this “New” Testament thing? It sounds too much like that liberal democrat cesspool that’s so unfairly treating me like a normal person! And what’s this part about worshiping someone other than me? Well that’s got to go…”
Trump rips out half of the pages, picks up a sharpie and crosses out the word ‘Holy’ and scribbles ‘Trump’ above it then throws the resulting mess at Lee Greenwood
“Print that.”
Aren’t the Bill of Rights and the other documents free to print?
On the other hand, trump would probably highly approve of this passage from the New Testament, with just a little creative editing snip:
But I tell you, do not resist…If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.
It comes with both One and Two Corinthians, right?
Coupon for McDonalds.
Not sure what you mean. Printers have costs (paper, ink, staff, machinery, computers, etc.) even to print things in the public domain.
The trump bible will be better– Three Corinthians, maybe even Four!
If I’m reading the FAQ at the bottom of the site correctly, the only connection with Trump is paying him money for the endorsement.
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump’s name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.
“I’ll give you 100k for a photo shoot, you don’t have to read what your are endorsing or 'nothin”
Yeah, I just meant the public domain. And another question from the Bible FAQ: “What if the pages are sticky?”
Maybe it’s the same thing as with the tennis shoes and perfume, which are supposed to ship some time in the summer. They are getting money on the front end to manufacture shit latter. Trump already got his money for selling his brand for them to use. If the whole deal goes south, it’s not a problem for him. That’s his business model.
I think their reasoning goes as follows. The bible in the inerrant word of god. So if two translations of the bible differ one of them must be wrong. Now there is no way they are going to go back to the original Greek because that is foreign and as everyone knows God is white and speaks English. And god wouldn’t have allowed a flawed bible to be in use for hundreds of years while he waited to put out the correct one, so god must have inspired King James to personally write the correct one.
As an aside, I think my brain has been trying to protect me, but it was all for naught thanks to @Jihi’s accursed link. Despite reading dozens of posts and articles about this I had for some reason always read it as the “God Bless America” Bible. It was only in reading the link that mentioned that the song it was based on came out in 1984, that I realized to my horror that it was the “God Bless the USA Bible” 
, named after my number one top most hated song. Now I hate this bible more than ever.
Oh, I dunno…
That is so perfect. The guy who says “Jesus is lucky to have us,” I’m pretty sure that perfectly sums up MAGAT ideology.
On top of that, the magatoflatearthers are just, as usual, blowing off Tan the Conman’s call to ignore the constitution. Since he’s hawking a Bible containing said constitution, doesn’t that mean his followers should, just like he does, ignore the Bible, too?
Oh, they do.
Apologies if this is a hijack. I see this term all over the board and I can’t scan it. I have no idea how to read it or what it means other than it being a reference to Trump supporters. Help?
Just my guess, but it looks like it’s linking MAGA types with flat earthers, probably because the majority of people in both groups are actively hostile to reason.
Exactly right. “All over the board”? Cool! I thought I’d started it and hadn’t noticed anyone else using it. I tend to use it on other sites, such as Yahoo, to avoid getting my post pre-banned by the sites. Sometimes I spell it magatoflatearthers; sometimes I spell it magatflatearthers.
LOL!
Yeah I think that’s accurate. I noticed we tend to hang out in some of the same threads but I’m almost 100% certain I’ve seen other people using it. It certainly pops up enough for me to notice it.
It’s funny, the first time I saw it I saw the MAGAT and the ‘flat earth’ part of course and was able to glean it was another way to refer to Trump supporters from context. I I thought it was just a typo at first though and disregarded it. It pops up enough that I figured out that, no it was a thing, and I was curious enough to know the exact meaning and where it came from.
I just did a search of the boards for magatoflatearth and magatflatearth. Turns out I’m the only one who’s posted those–for a grand total of I think of 14 posts total (counting these last couple of posts discussing the term).