These days? Impossible to tell.
Dammit, another Onion article sabotaged by the truth.
Also, many people are saying,“… the Total Eclipse is a plot by Biden to sneak tens of thousands of immigrants over the border at Eagle Pass, Texas, when the lights go out.”
Well, I’m sure the Jewish space lasers can control the path of the sun AND moon.
BTW, Shabbat shalom.
And also to you.
You know, I’ve seen it mentioned twice in the last hour. There might be some truth to that.
Well, Marge-Three-Toes says it is too.
Then again, she also said that the 4.8 earthquake today is God telling us all to fall on our knees and repent.
Evidently some village in GA threw out their idiot & sent it to Washington.
Hey. I’m pronouncing it wrong but… Shabbat shalom.
I was being a bit disrespectful by implying that Jewish space lasers created the eclipse in support of Biden (because he and The Jews are in each other’s pockets)… and then adding the Shabbat greeting in an offhand way because Jews are lurking and watching everywhere, don’tcha know.
It loses something when ya hafta 'splain it.
Way back when I read someone’s description of explaining a joke as like breaking a butterfly on a wheel.
So a highly predictable eclipse, and a minor earthquake with little to no damage is a sign that Americans should repent. But a plague that killed a million people with the brunt carried by people who worship an anti-christ like figure who was the head of our country? Nah, just bad luck.
I made it possible for John Lennon to play in your house on a Friday Night.
Differences of opinions on religion aside, I think that any creator would smile at that.
Be Well!
Explaining a joke is like disecting a frog; you can learn from it, but the patient tends not to survive.
And with your spirit. 
Et cum spiritu tuo. 
Pottymouth!
Considering that the epicenter was pretty much Trump’s Bedminster Golf Course, I think God was telling us something else entirely.
I lost track here, Is this a trump thread?
According to the timestamp, that’s been up for an hour now and clicked on six times.
Dare I?
Yeah, I should have said it’s just an amusing Colbert bit.