Or, like the man said, “To explain a joke is to kill it.”
[StPeter] “So how was your golf game today?” [/StPeter]
[God] “Just another ‘A-hole in One’…” [/God]
Has anyone gone out and checked on Ivana? She probably caused it.
In that case, I’m sure that Marjorie Trailerpark Queen will spin it not as warning from God, but one from THE DONALD himself. Beware libs!!!1!1!
Am I being whooshed or did He post something comparing himself to Nelson Mandela?
I know he said something along those lines a while back because I made a joke about how many years Mandela spent in jail and how Trump would never be better than him unless he served more time.
Catturd posted it on X so I assumed it was recent.
If Trump serves more prison time than Mandela did, I would not oppose him being elected President.
Of South Africa.
We really, really don’t want him, thanks.
You stuck us with Musk. Take him or we’ll ship Musk back…
I mostly blame Canada for Musk.
Perhaps they will take him.
They still haven’t taken back Ted Cruz.
We really should have kept the receipt.
Allegedly, Russian shell destined for Urkaine. Painted for Putin’s puppet.
I don’t have sufficient photoshop knowledge to tell if it is fake, nor do I have any way to tell if this claim is real.
I do somewhat appreciate the irony that the message will be lost during the explosion.
How about we give either Canada or South Africa all three of those clowns, and five bucks for the trouble?
I’ll send the fiver.
In response to Rs’ efforts to rename Dulles airport, some Ds have introduced a bill to attach that guy’s name to the Miami Correctional Facility.
Perhaps they could just change a few letters: DULLARD Airport.
(Not sure he’d get it though)
I could get behind that idea.
I’m fine with them naming an airport after Trump, as long as they stick to one of the airports that was there during the Revolutionary War.