huh. Fascinating. So I guess the thing could accidentally deploy the blade in your pocket. Considering how often I accidentally lock my car with my key fob, I predict problems.
I find it humorus that a guy demonstrating how a knife functions has a band-aid on his thumb 
I like how the site has “Let’s Go Brandon” all over it. I get that the knife is 70% off! but you have to order it to find out how much it costs. “If you have to ask …”, I guess.
I’ll take a stab at imitating @Smapti imitating trump:
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY to All, even the haters and losers who are fine with Crooked Sleepy Joe’s weapinized Justice Dept. persecuting me. Did you know that Memorial Day is for honoring our soldiers who died while serving? I think that’s a great thing, except I prefer soldiers who didn’t die in Combat. I went to a military school, so I know what it’s like to be part of the military. It’s Sad though, that our Great Country that those loser soldiers fought and died for is failing because of Crooked Joe and the Radical Liberal Agenda tearing this country apart. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
Here is Eric’s Memorial Day message:
If he posted that here, he’d be suspended for trolling.
The family that gave up everything to Save America
Apparently they gave up Tiffany and Barron.
In the Pit, no less.
Ivanka seems to be having second thoughts.
Lol - I didn’t even notice her ultimate sacrifice!
Damn! That’s good!
I had the news on with the volume off, and saw something briefly about him wishing a Happy Memorial day to “Human Scum”. Sounds like something he would say.
I don’t wanna go looking for it, I’ll push that off on someone else.
You forgot, “Send money.”
I’ve seen it. No way am I going to go looking for it again to post. Not enough brain bleach on hand.
For a family thave gave up everything, they sure seem to have a lot of stuff.
Thanks for finding that.
Classic!
This tactic is useful in assembling a list of suckers. No doubt the Trump people already have such a list, but they’re always looking for more additions.
I’m not sure the way it works in the Internet era, but back in mail-order days, sucker lists were worth big money. Of course buying something “70% off” without knowing “off WHAT” didn’t work back then because people had to send in checks, so had to know what to write on them. So they used criteria like “buying a dedicated nose-hair clipper when nail scissors work fine” to assemble such lists.
Lots of advertisers today still use the “70% off” with no mention of what the original price is, sadly. If it’s for something non-Trump-related I guess the click itself might put the clicker on a sucker list. But a lot of people would click on the Trump-related ones out of curiosity about his latest grift—so such clicks don’t help in assembling a sucker list.
Here’s Trump’s message. He is absolutely incapable of posting a normal holiday message. He has to recap in detail every grievance he has since the last one. Same shit, holiday version.
@solost you did a good job except you made the mistake of thinking he would even consider mentioning what the holiday is about. Who cares? Everything is only and always about him.
In the P&E thread:
Clearly, he didn’t write that - no random upper case letters, no exclamation points, nothing about himself. Probably some PR flunkie posted that for him.
That’s just a picture posted by his staff, not a personal message from him. They post things like that to make him seem normal. It doesn’t work when it’s surrounded by his real feelings.
Ah, nijad by @needscoffee.
Something about losers, no doubt.
What really amazes me about his grievance postings is that he goes into such detail about his reasons for being innocent, like in the Jean Carroll stuff from today (and did he defame her again?). He is so afraid that his stupid fans will forget, he has to always include everything he wants them to think about it when he brings up a subject.