How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

No no no, she served them whiskey and wine.

Starboard, Left

Bear left!
Right, frog!

Duck!

No, left.

Curse you, CalMeachum!!!

I thought it was Port Out, Starboard Home.

Port out, starboard home,

Posh is the life for me!

This is livin’, this is style, this is elegance by the mile…!

Especially given Tesla moving shop to Texas.

I’m sure what passes for his brain can’t process the idea that an oil and gas state can also be in bed with an EV manufacturer (though to be fair, one who embodies the states’ principles with unsafe working conditions and general mistreatment of employees).

That was my first thought. Now that Musk and his favorite little wannabe dictator seem to be at odds over one of Musk’s primary businesses, what will his reaction be? (Probably an extra dose of ketamine tonight to paper over that irritating a little bit of cognitive dissonance in his brain.)

This here is a fun story. Apparently, Dan Snyder, who owned an NFL franchise that plays in DC, helped finance a hagiogra-pic about Individual-ONE. When it aired at Cannes, it received an 8-minute standing ovation.
       Of course you get that, if it was well received at the international film festival, it could not possibly have been as hagiographical as would have been intended. In fact, it was particularly honest.

Variety reports that the film portrays (Individual-ONE) as “an ethically compromised philanderer who stiffs contractors and cuts deals with the mob to get his buildings completed.”

Naturally, Snyder is livid, as is the subject of the film. They are trying to prevent the film from being distributed. You can name your platform “Truth”, but when actual truth rears its ugly head, you just better CYA before it gets bitten.

Yeah, Variety reported on it a week ago.

Fortunately for all of us, Snyder seems to be as competent at this as running an NFL team

Anyone been able to find a place that is streaming the movie The Apprentice? It’s probably not out yet?

Apparently, there’s still a search on for someone to distribute it in the US so no release date known yet.

“Someone” to distribute??? I’ve got 100 bucks to spare. Pony up! Let’s have the first SDMB executive produced doc!

Wait until late October. It’ll be payback for the Comey surprise investigation in 2016 and won’t even involve corrupting the FBI.

New Randy Rainbow!

If this story turns out to be true, expect TFG to get a meaningful bump in the polls:

This is old news.

According to the show’s co-producer Bill Pruitt, when the time came to pick a winner Trump gathered with other judges and producers in a huddle. Carolyn Kepcher, a judge and the chief operating officer of several Trump golf clubs, advocated for Jackson’s victory.

“But will America buy a n***er winning?” Trump said, according to Pruitt. Pruitt said he was not sure exactly what happened next, but that the huddle ended and Rancic was eventually named the winner of season 1.

Thanks.

I did search the forum for Kwame Jackson’s name before posting. Nothing.

Between that and the NDA, I assumed … incorrectly … that we didn’t know about this one.

ETA: I should probably have searched for Bill Pruitt’s name, too.

I’ve been wondering about Keith ‘Wet Wipes’ Schiller, whose job it was to clean Trump whenever Trump soiled himself. You’d think that he could confirm or deny whether that happened. Maybe he’s still under a non-disclosure agreement? (Or maybe he’s a Trump cultist.)