Title changed as requested.
I approve wholeheartedly!
It’s Ted Cruz’s worst fear come to life!
Whoa! Can we add “loser” to the title as well?
Love the name change!
Looking forward to the day when we can add “incarcerated” to the title.
FSM willing, there won’t be much impetus to post anything beyond he’s still metabolizing oxygen at that point.
Actually, I like ‘Ex-President’. Has a nicer sound to it. And I want to be nice.
The all-caps is a bit too Trumpian for me.
Band Name. Oh… wait.
You are so UNFAIR!!
His hair pissed me off today.
He looked like he rolled outta bed, threw back some hair of the dog and a BC powder and smoked a cigarette.
He looked like death warmed over.
(I know he doesn’t drink or smoke)
I agree. It would look better in lower-case.
Agreed. Or you could add a “SAD!!” 
Evidently praying in secret isn’t part of y’allqueda’s rituals. Have any of you seen this nonsense being posted everywhere?
Strengthen him, Lord.
Send legions of angels to protec him, Father.
Guard & guide his heart & mind.
Ease his cares &
give him good rest.
Give him your peace & wisdom.
Cause his enemies to stumble &
fall into confusion & panic.
Give him energy & clarity.
In Jesus name, Amen!
Yeah, that’s what Tan the Convictman posted on his xitter clone and his cultists are reposting everywhere in sight. Tell me again he’s not trying to be Nehemia Scudder.
Well, they can’t pray in the closet, like the Bible says, because the closet is full of The Gays, dontcha know. (And also because not a one of them has actually read the blasted thing.)
I just got spammed, twice yet, by the SOB’s “Trump National Committee”. They’re calling the day the verdict was read “the Darkest Day in American History”, the trial “the Biden trial of the century”, and he’s saying he “will never surrender”, and needs money me by his side to “make America great again”.
How the Hell did that piece of crud become America’s actual Nehemiah Scudder?
I actually got a text requesting me to “help” trump. He should help me!
Not the likeliest champion and darling of the Theocrats, is he? It really makes very little sense. But he got the job done for them of loading the Courts and that was apparently good enough for “those fine men of high morals.”
I thought the closets were full of incandescent light bulbs, gallons of injectable bleach*, and horse dewormer?
Must be closets all the way down.
*don’t try this without supervision of wackdoodle doctors from Florida, Tennessee, or Texas.
As did I, but my phone marked it as Spam.
There’s a reason it’s called a Smart Phone.