On the contrary, I’ve been pointing out he was the love child of Nehemiah Scudder and the Mule since he first ran for president.
I would suggest you be very cautious about accepting any of the “help” he’s likely to come through with…
I started receiving a burst of phone calls on Wednesday continuing through Thursday and yesterday – none so far today. The only one that left a message was 38 seconds of silence. Since they were allegedly the usual local area codes and exchanges I just assumed they were your usual auto warranty or the IRS wants gift cards to settle your tax debt scam calls. Now I’m wondering.
Not enough to answer the damn things, though.
I don’t think we would have Marjorie Taylor Greene badgering Dr. Fauci in congress today but for Trump, so fuck you both very much.
It wasn’t just MTG from what X says. Doctors in the audience And a guy making mocking faces.
That was the lovely J6 Felon Brandon Fellows who shouldn’t be allowed to be there, IMO. Also, Ivan Raiklin, the shaved head guy. He’s a loon, possibly a dangerous one.
It’s not “pissed” as much as “irked” but it’s still annoying. I don’t want to see him everywhere!
A nice zinger, sticking up for Dr. Fauci:
“They’re treating you like a convicted felon. Actually, you probably wish they were treating you like a convicted felon. They treat convicted felons with love and admiration. Some of them blindly worship convicted felons.” - U.S. Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.)
“Donald Trump mocked for greeting non-existent crowd in front of Trump Tower”
“Such a yuge crowd it was impossible to film all of them! It broke the camera lens!”
I really like Jamie Raskin.
“Backing concerns” presumably referring to the Chinese government’s control of said TikTok. And China being one of Trump’s favorite go-tos for his ‘only I can protect us from’ shtick. But hey, there are voters on TikTok to be influenced, given that the app is so popular.
Donald Trump, Man of Principle!
Buy a MAGA hat* so you can show how much you hate China!
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*hat made in China
No longer in favor of rejecting mail in vote and draining the swamp, Donald does an about face in favor of “Swamping the Vote”.
Sorry for the Fox link but I found it while I was slumming and am too lazy to find a alternative source.
Since every accusation is a confession I fully expect that the RNC will run some form of 2000 mules type operation.
He keeps consuming perfectly comestible food substances and converting them to shit. That, along with his ongoing removal of oxygen from the atmosphere, is something that really needs to stop.
‘We are in love with absentee ballots. We have always been in love with absentee ballots.’
Sorry doesn’t cut it, buddy! 
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Well, yes. As long as he keeps consuming oxygen, that’s less oxygen that our internal combustion engines can use. He’s denying us the ability to use our cars! He’s forcing us to use electric vehicles!
[Sarcasm off.]
Lips moving, random drivel (dribble?) ensues.
How’s those felonies going to wash in Florida? “On noes, Sleepy Joe, HILLARY, sorOS, and aMeriCa haTING demoCRAts are STEALiNg my Vote. I am BEING SILENCED”
Good one, dude.
On this as well as on the flip-flop on absentee voting (Tool of Satan/Beloved by Baby Jesus)–it just can’t be possible that the MAGAs never notice this stuff.
I’m starting to think that maybe they take it as a point of pride that they can believe six impossible things before breakfast.
(Not that they’d recognize the reference, of course.)