I like it! Though going by color he’s more rutabaga than the closely related turnip:
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Rude-a-baga?
Toot-a-baga?
They’re interchangeable! 
Cheeto goes to Vegas and promises to eliminate taxes on tips. Yeah, Fucking right. It will never happen. Goddamn liar.
The news didn’t mention anyone keeling over from the heat. So that’s good, I guess.
No fatalities, but, still.
I was driving through Kentucky last week and saw a hand painted billboard that said "Trump, are you next? 
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Oh please oh please oh please. Can we get Bannon and Alex Jones to flank him?
Peter, Paul & Mary are relevant again!
“If I had a hammer…” 
This is still the best answer to the OP’s question.
Saw a letter in my mail pile that I had not noticed before. It was from President ShitGibbon. Thought I should see what he had to say.
It was dated “Wednesday Morning.” Seriously, what? Then I realized, that had to be an allusion to a song,
What have I done, why have I done it
I’ve committed a crime, broken the law …
My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion
A scene badly written in which I must play
Yes. I wonder who could possibly be a danger here.
Ah, I see. The orange menace has been suffering bad luck because he has broken his mirrors. Also, what the hell is this “Far-Left”?
It seems to me that the RWs already no longer recognize this country, and the lion’s share of the rest of us are not at all interested in living in the kind of country that they would.
So, naturally, I Sharpied the reply form with some advice about sideways cholla cactus suppositories. Unfortunately, it had my name and address on it, so sending it in would have been ill-advised. And would cost me a stamp.
I would think “Wednesday morning” to be an alliterative reference to that poem which has the line *… and Wednesday’s child is full of woe", but that would require a lot of things to have happened that likely didn’t happen with this crew, so who the hell knows?
Yep. Those four lines are taken from the song, “Wednesday Morning, 3 AM” by Simon and Garfunkel. They are not consecutive, but they’re all there in the song.
I got the same letter; send us money this month, and next month!
Lord knows where they got my name and address from. I hope his campaign wasted a fortune sending them to people who laughed and threw them away.
They should have gone with “Richard Cory” instead.
I dunno; I mean it’s a pretty good response, but there’s something fundamentally lazy about answering a question with another question, y’know?
#Socrates_was_a_slacker
Well, can you deny that Individual-ONE is a most peculiar man?
Well, when he comes on my TV, I hit mute so all I hear is the sound of silence.
Ewwwwww! I, for one, cannot stand watching him molest the flag.
The day’s early yet.
“And another thing. Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?”
“Do we now?”
Donald Trump went home last night
And shoved a berder in his head.
Finally someone in the media says it out loud!
It is irresponsible to obsess over President Biden’s tendency to mangle a couple of words in a speech while Donald Trump is out there sounding detached from reality. Biden, who is old, at least makes sense. Trump, who also is old, rants like someone you’d cross the street to avoid.
We in the media have failed by becoming inured to Trump’s verbal incontinence — not just the rapid-fire lies and revenge-seeking threats, but also the frightening glimpses into a mind that is, evidently, unwell.
…The White House press corps would be in wolf pack mode if Biden were in the middle of a speech and suddenly veered into gibberish about boats and sharks. … House Republicans would already have scheduled hearings on Biden’s mental condition and demanded he take a cognitive test.
The tendency with Trump, at 77, is to say he’s “just being Trump.” But he’s like this all the time.
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My bold.
YES YES YES!
We’ve gotten used to it and the press keeps reporting it as if it were a normal news event for Grandpa to come to Thanksgiving dinner with his underpants on his head!
